Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Target To Add ‘Gender Fluid’ Bathrooms To All Stores
April 25, 2016
CARSON, Georgia - Target has announced that they plan to add a gender-fluid bathroom to every store in the United States, after a boycott cost the company over $14 million in sales in only a week's ...
Swipe Your Driver’s License For Free Gas Thanks To Leftover Campaign Funds [VIDEO]
April 24, 2016
DALLAS, Texas - A rather frugal Texan recently made a video showing how anyone in the country could get a bit of free gas at their local gas station, thanks to new campaign laws that make ...
Donald Trump Says That ‘Trannies Don’t Need To Use Public Bathrooms’
April 24, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a wildly public debate about transgender bathroom laws breaking out all over the country, Donald Trump has apparently chimed in on the issue after hearing about a recent boycott of Target, who ...
Dr. Pepper Announces Production Halt, Purchase By Coca-Cola
April 24, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - The Coca-Cola Company says that they have purchased the rights to one of their biggest rivals from 7-Up Co., Dr. Pepper. The company says that they have plans to discontinue the product sometime ...
Huffing Your Own Feces Can Help To Cure Depression Symptoms
April 24, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Researchers at Gavaland University in Boston, Massachusetts, have discovered what they say is a "cure" for long-term depression and bi-polar symptoms, and it's been staring you in the rear-end the entire time. The ...
Major Acid Rains In Midwest Corroding Cars, Roofs of Homes
April 24, 2016
TULSA, Oklahoma - All across the midwestern states, storms containing acid rain have been pouring down, causing major destruction to homes and cars. The rain, which has a higher, drier acid content than most precipitation, is ...
Father Beats, Castrates Man Who He Says ‘Looked At Daughter In The Wrong Way’
April 22, 2016
DETROIT, Michigan - A Detroit man was arrested after he viciously beat and castrated a man who looked at his 16-year-old daughter while passing on the street. Carl Grover, 47, says that Mick Lowe, 19, deserved ...
Transgender People Not Allowed To Use Any Public Restroom In Georgia Thanks To New Laws
April 22, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Following a very divisive ruling in North Carolina that makes it so that a person's birth gender is the one they must identify with when using public restrooms, Georgia has created their own ...