Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Sallie Mae Forced To Forgive Student Debt To Over 100 Million Students
April 14, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sallie Mae, the leading scam group of vile assholes to whom more than 250 million people owe their lives and money to, is being forced by the United States government to forgive the ...
New Study Finds That Babies Fed Formula Over Breastmilk More Likely To Become Gay
April 14, 2016
PERKINS, Iowa - A study performed by scientists at the Perkins Institute of Genetic Studies in Iowa found that children that are fed powdered or liquid formula are more likely to become gay than babies who ...
Inmate Sues Prison System After Saying Multiple Assaults ‘Turned Him Gay’
April 13, 2016
CARSON CITY, Nevada - Johnny "Rebel" Wilson, 30, is an inmate in the Carson City prison system in Nevada, and has been since he was 19. Wilson was convicted of slaughtering his entire family in 2004, ...
Stephen King Says That His Next Book Will Be A Romantic Comedy
April 13, 2016
BANGOR, Maine - Stephen King is one of the best-selling writers of all time, with every single one of his 57 novels becoming #1 New York Times best sellers. The author has said, though, that his ...
Coca-Cola To Bring Back Original Recipe Soda Made With Cocaine
April 11, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - For years, Coca-Cola has been the only company in the world with government licensing to import the coca plant, the same one used in making cocaine, for use in their products. The company ...
Beer Drinkers More Likely To Die Young, Have Miserable Lives, Says Study
April 11, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Researchers at the prestigious Harvard School Of Study in Boston have recently released their findings about beer drinkers, something that the team says they have been working on for many years. "College is a ...
Premature Baby Dies After Parents Try To Put Her Back Inside Mom
April 10, 2016
GARDNER, Indiana - A young couple, Mark and Jessica Grover, both 24, were arrested after they called 911 to report that their baby had died. The couple had given birth at home only a few hours ...
Glacéau SmartWater Plans To Mine Antarctic Ice Caps For Fresh, Colder Water
April 10, 2016
NEW YORK CITY, New York - SmartWater, everyone's favorite overpriced bottled beverage, say that they now have plans to mine into the melting antarctic ice caps so that they can get water that is more fresh, ...