Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Man Sues Sonic Restaurants After Spilling Frozen Drink On Crotch
March 31, 2016
CARSON CITY, Kansas - Mark Jameson, 38, says that he is suing Sonic Drive-In Restaurants after they gave him a frozen drink with a lid that was not attached properly, causing him to spill the frigid ...
Hottest Summer On Record To Hit By May, Buy Your A/C Units Now
March 31, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - Meteorologists are predicting the hottest summer in the history of recorded temperatures, with most of the United States expected to be steadily in the 100+ degree range by the middle of May, with ...
Courtney Stodden Says She’s Going To Have Implants Removed After Internet Backlash
March 30, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - After fans praised Courtney Stodden for posting a makeup free selfie on Instagram, the reality TV star has announced her plans to remove her breast implants. Stodden was praised for her natural ...
Man Dies At Bachelor Party After Stripper’s Large Breasts Suffocate Him
March 30, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - Greg Miller, 24, died on Saturday evening at his bachelor party, after a stripper accidentally suffocated him with her breasts. The dancer, whose stage name is Jiggles, reportedly has size 39-Triple-E breasts, and ...
Marvel Announces R-Rated ‘Howard The Duck’ Film Coming in 2017
March 30, 2016
HOLLYWOOD, California - The original Howard the Duck film, starring Lea Thompson and Ed Gale, is widely divided between moviegoers as being either an "awesome cult classic," or one of the worst films of all time, but either ...
New Thrill Of Shooting Air Into Rectum With Bike Pump Kills Hundreds of Teens
March 30, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - "The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of Pumping", a spokesman for the prestigious Carlson Hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, told reporters. "If this perversion catches on, it will destroy this country worse ...
Serial Killer Escapes From Prison; Police Issue Warnings, Begin Nationwide Manhunt
March 30, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - Police say that 45-year-old Martin Traffords escaped from the Phoenix Federal Prison in Arizona yesterday, apparently making his way past security via a laundry truck. Traffords was arrested in 2011 for the murder ...
Man Commits Suicide After Failing To Rise Money For New Sneakers On GoFundMe
March 29, 2016
BALTIMORE, Maryland - A week after jumping four floors from a hospital window, Hakeen Burley has died from his injuries. After failing to raise enough money through his crowdfunding campaign, Burley decided to take his own life. Burley ...