Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Hate Your Job? Scientific Study Reveals Reason Why!
March 29, 2016
PORTLAND, Oregon - These days, the majority of people seem to dislike their careers, and the Oregon Health and Science University has found out why. After surveying more than a million US workers, the number one ...
Statue Of Virgin Mary Falls From Roof, Kills Church Member; Church Refuses To Pay For Funeral
March 29, 2016
PORTERVILLE, Arkansas - A statue of the virgin Mary fell from the roof of the Catholic Church of the Immaculate Conception, killing Margaret Whineburg, 57, instantly. Her husband, Jacob Whineburg, is demanding restitution for her death. ...
Presidential Race Starts To Get Bloody After Sanders Challenges Opponents
March 29, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an attempt to secure the sick and desperate demographic, Bernie Sanders donated blood plasma to help those afflicted with problems ranging from Kawasaki disease to hemophilia. He called for other candidates to ...
USPS Says Stamp Cost To Be Raised To $2.00 Each Starting In August
March 29, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The US Postal Service says that they can "no longer survive" on the low cost of stamps, and after several increases in their cost of shipping packages, they are finally going to be ...
Competitive Eater Joey ‘Jaws’ Chestnut Dies Of Acute Acid Reflux
March 28, 2016
VALLEJO, California - World-famous competitive eater Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, a competitive eater who was currently ranked second in the world, has reportedly died from acute acid reflux, a disease he developed over a career of eating ...
HIV-Laced Needles Found On Gas Pump Handles In New Jersey
March 28, 2016
CARLSON, New Jersey - Police have said that they have found several HIV-laced needles on gas pump handles throughout the city of Carlson in northern New Jersey, and that they are asking for everyone to be ...
Man Sentenced To Life In Prison After Killing His Wife Via ‘Dutch Oven’
March 28, 2016
DARWIN, West Virginia - Harold Spizer, 39, was sentenced to life in prison on Monday for the 2013 death of his wife, Kathy Spizer, 35. Harold had been in prison since his arrest in August of 2013, ...
WWE Cancels ‘Wrestlemania’ Over Terrorist Threats
March 28, 2016
ARLINGTON, Texas - The WWE has announced that they are "indefinitely postponing" this year's Wrestlemania pay-per-view after alleged terrorist threats were received. FBI officials say they cautioned the WWE to cancel the event in the wake ...