Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Patient Who Had Penis Photographed By Nurse When Unconscious Says He’s “Cool With It” After Seeing How Hot She Is
March 28, 2016
UPSTATE, New York - A nurse in New York was forced to turn in her license to practice after she took selfies and "dick pics" of an unconscious patient, and then shared the pictures with co-workers. ...
‘National Enquirer’ Investigation Into Cruz Reveals Shocking Donald Trump Affairs
March 27, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Enquirer, the nation's foremost rag magazine about celebrities and politicians, has been making waves over the last couple weeks after they revealed a series of shocking allegations of affairs that have been ...
Man Sues For Right To Be Sexually Harassed At Work
March 27, 2016
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Carl Smith, an office worker in Louisville, says that he is suing his employer, Carlton Business Solutions, over his right to be sexually harassed in the workplace. "When I began working for Carlton, I ...
Bodybuilder Accused Of Murder Found ‘Too Fit’ To Stand Trial
March 27, 2016
SAN DIEGO, California - Carl Jones, a professional bodybuilder from San Diego was found too fit to stand trial after he was accused of murdering his former lover, Cindy Mays. A grand jury of his peers found ...
Temporary Tattoos Laced With LSD Found In Indiana Elementary School
March 27, 2016
SELLERSBURG, Indiana - Police say that a packet of temporary tattoos featuring children's cartoon characters such as Spongebob Squarepants and Dora The Explorer that had been laced with LSD were found in an elementary school in ...
Bird That Landed On Sanders’ Podium Left Feces All Over It; Trump Calls Event ‘Symbolism’
March 26, 2016
PORTLAND, Oregon - Bernie Sanders says that there was some great symbolism in the bird that landed on his podium during a speech the other evening, causing the crowd to go into a thunderous applause. "Yeah, that ...
Doctor Discovers Thousands Of Baby Spiders Inside Boil On Man’s Face
March 26, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - A Miami man visited a doctor recently for what he assumed was a skin rash or a boil on the side of his face, but doctors surprised him by explaining that the lesion ...
Habitat For Humanities Funding Cut; Charity To Begin Building Trailers Instead of Houses
March 26, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Habitat For Humanities, who have been building houses for needy families for years announced today that their funding has been cut by over 70%, and that donations have slowed to a trickle in ...