Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Hulk Hogan To Buy Majority Share of WWE With Gawker Settlement
March 18, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Hulk Hogan announced this morning that he plans to take the $115 million dollar settlement he is set to receive from his lawsuit against garbage-posting website Gawker to purchase a majority share ...
GEICO Gecko Killed After Being Run Over By Car Insured By Farmers
March 18, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - The famous GEICO Gecko, which most people assumed was a CGI character, was killed yesterday after being run over in a film studio parking lot, ironically by a car insured by Farmer's ...
Apple To Announce New Keychain-Sized iPhone At Event on Monday
March 18, 2016
CUPERTINO, California - Apple is reportedly getting ready to announce their latest line of i-Devices this Monday at an event the world will be watching. The event, which is livestreamed from Apple headquarters in Cupertino, California, ...
Scientists Confirm Link Between Chemtrails and Autism
March 18, 2016
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Researchers at the prestigious Harvard Community College have been working tirelessly over the last decade in a search for a link between Autism and any other outside source. Today, they've released information that they ...
Faceswap App Gets Man Arrested For Murder
March 18, 2016
MURPHY, Delaware - James Gordon, 36, was arrested last night after he posted a face-swapped picture to his social media pages, say police. Gordon, who swapped faces with a picture of a man on a bus ...
President Obama Says He Will Release All Drug Offenders From U.S. Prisons
March 17, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama says commuting the prison sentences of 61 drug offenders was “just the beginning” in the massive overhaul he is making in the US criminal justice system. “After successfully fixing the US ...
Match.Com To Being Pairing Couples Based On Their Kinky Sexual Fetishes
March 17, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Everyone has seen the new ads for Match.com, with the creepy, awkward man talking to singles on the street about why they should sign up, and pay for, a service that will match ...
Steven Spielberg Announces 5th ‘Indiana Jones’ Film Titled ‘Search For The Medicaid’
March 16, 2016
HOLLYWOOD, California - Harrison Ford has just signed on for the 5th, and perhaps final, installment in the original Indiana Jones series, according to producer and director Steven Spielberg. Spielberg, who is a spry 69-years-old, will direct Ford ...