Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Vaping May Save Your Lungs, But E-Juice Shown To Cause Diabetes
March 16, 2016
GERALD, Florida - Over the last few years, many people have turned to vaping, or smoking e-cigarettes to help them quit smoking, or to ween of regular cigarettes. Although many people have said that vaping has ...
14 Dead, 22 Injured After Riots and Protests At Latest Trump Rally
March 15, 2016
BEDFORD, Wisconsin - 14 people are dead and at least 22 are injured after Trump supporters attacked a group of peaceful protestors at the candidates latest rally in Wisconsin. Trump, who is known for egging on ...
SHOCKING! Hillary Clinton Having Secret Affair With Bernie Sanders
March 15, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what seems like a story straight out of the mind of a political satirist, Senators Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are reportedly engaged in a "very torrid love affair," according to insiders. In ...
New York City Restaurant Becomes First To Get License To Serve Human Flesh
March 15, 2016
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation's first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply ...
Man Says His Cancer Was Cured By Contracting AIDS
March 14, 2016
DELUTH, Mississippi - John Johnson, 38, was diagnosed with bone cancer in 2013, and was given 6 months to a year to live by his doctors. Today, Johnson is cancer free, thanks to what he says ...
Kanye Reportedly Leaves Kim Kardashian For Caitlyn Jenner
March 14, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - In an extremely bizarre turn of events, hip hop mogul and the internet's favorite punching bag Kanye West has reportedly left his wife, Kim Kardashian, for her former step-father Caitlyn Jenner. According ...
Tim Burton Confirms ‘Beetlejuice 2’ Actually Happening; Keaton Out – Replaced With Johnny Depp
March 14, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - After a very back-and-forth week for Tim Burton and Beetlejuice fans, it can now be confirmed that a sequel is in the works. Originally Burton was rumored to have said that it wasn't happening, ...
McDonald’s Hires Gordon Ramsay As New TV Spokesman
March 11, 2016
RICHARDSON, Texas - McDonald's Corporation announced this morning that they have hired legendary chef and television celebrity Gordon Ramsay as their spokesman for a slew of upcoming TV commercials the company is working on. "To be honest, ...