Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Got A Terrible Song Stuck In Your Head? 5 Ways To Relieve A ‘Musical Hangover’
March 11, 2016
Every once in a while, a song becomes so popular or is played so repeatedly, that you can't turn around without hearing it, and once you do, it's in your head for hours, days, or ...
U.S. Starts Initiative To Send Weed, Alcohol To Iraq So Muslims ‘Chill Out’
March 09, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has started an initiative to send marijuana and alcohol to Muslims in Iraq and other parts of the world, with hopes that they will 'chill out,' and be less likely to ...
Donald Trump Tweets Nude Pic To Prove He’s Well Hung
March 09, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The media has been in a frenzy the last week after Donald Trump mentioned that there were "no problems" with the size of his penis during the recent Republican debates. Although most people ...
As Summer Nears, Children Ready To Play Hottest New Swimming Game, ‘Marco Rubio’
March 09, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - For years, a popular swimming game for children - or adults pretending to be children - has always been Marco Polo, where one child closes his eyes and yells out "Marco!" while other ...
FDA Bans Blue Dye No. 1 After Discovering It Causes Cancer
March 08, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FDA has announced blue dye No. 1 will be phased out of US markets by the end of 2018. The popular dye is used to color everything from blue M&Ms to Listerine. The dye ...
Man Licks Doorknobs, Toilet Seats To Build Immunity Against Germs
March 08, 2016
GARDNER, Indiana - Bill Hicks can boast an immune system better than most, but the measures he has taken to obtain it are shocking. Hicks has licked everything from door handles to toilet seats in an ...
Seagull Bites Off Man’s Finger After Eating Bag of Cheetos
March 08, 2016
PORTLAND, Maine - Brayton Ruddick intends filing a lawsuit against the parent company of Cheetos, Frito-Lay, after losing his finger to a seagull. He was leaving a gas station when he was attacked. Ruddick had been ...
Hair Stylists Stabs Man In Head With Scissors After He Refuses To Tip
February 29, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - A Florida man is in critical condition after a hair stylist stabbed in him the head with a pair of scissors late yesterday afternoon. According to police, Marvin Jones was getting his haircut at ...