Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Angry Mob Burns Down Denny’s Restaurant After Finding It Closed
February 29, 2016
BANGOR, Maine - If there's one thing that everyone knows about Denny's Resturants, it's that they're always open, and that their food always gives you the blow shits. One group of people who were hungry for a ...
‘Roseanne’ Latest Show To Get Reboot On Netflix, Show To Be ‘Just As Trashy’ As Ever
February 29, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Despite horrendous reviews, Fuller House has been a monster hit this week for Netflix. So much so that the streaming service has announced that they have made a deal with everyone's favorite trashy comedian, ...
Owen Wilson Says He Plans On Finally Getting Nose Job
February 29, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Actor Owen Wilson, the uglier, slightly funnier brother of actor Luke Wilson that you probably know from movies like Wedding Crashers and The Internship, has announced that he finally plans on fixing his nose, which has ...
Boy Scouts of America Announce Decision To Only Allow Gay Boys Into Troops
February 28, 2016
BILLINGS, Montana - The Boys Scouts of America, long-known as one of the most horrible groups you could ever put your child in, has a history of bigoted behavior, not allowing African-American children into the groups ...
Leak Of 2016 Oscar Winners Hits Internet Only Hours Before Event
February 28, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - The 2016 Oscar ceremony, hosted by Chris Rock, is only hours away, but you don't even have to sit through the 4-hour long rambling this year to find out if Leo Dicaprio ...
Weathermen Predict Heavy Snowfall In Summer After Mildest Winter On Record
February 28, 2016
ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey - Much of the country was unaffected by massive snowstorms this winter, with only one major storm hitting the Eastern part of the United States. Now, most meteorologists say that this summer ...
Girl Presses Sexual Assault Charges After Unwanted Kisses From Grandpa
February 28, 2016
DELUTH, Mississippi - A 14-year-old girl is pressing charges against her grandfather after she says he gave her "cheek pinches and kisses" while he visited on her birthday last week. "Every year, my granddad comes to my ...
Betty White To Star In ‘Golden Girls’ Reboot on CBS
February 27, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - Everyone's favorite TV queen, Betty White, has reportedly signed on to star in a reboot of the classic 80s sitcom The Golden Girls, which ran for 7 seasons and also originally starred Bea ...