
Kellog’s To Bring Back Anti-Masturbation Stance In New Marketing Materials
February 26, 2016
BATTLE CREEK, Michigan - A lot of people don't know this about Kellog's Brand cereals, but one of the original members of the company, John Harvey Kellog, was a staunch anti-masturbator. The man, along with his ...

Crips Gang Initiates First White, Suburban Teen
February 26, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - The Los Angeles-based gang the Crips have taken steps to broaden their membership by adding to their roster the first white, suburban teenager to their ranks. The teen, 17-year-old Stewart Smith, says that ...

20 Million Gallons of Fresh Water Accidentally Spilled Into Flint, Michigan River
February 26, 2016
FLINT, Michigan - According to the EPA, an accidental spill of over 20 million gallons of fresh, clean, filtered drinking water was spilled into the Flint, Michigan river, where the town's horrendous drinking water comes from. Thousands ...

Kanye West Admits He’s In Debt Due To Kim Kardashian Mobile Video Game
February 25, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - A short time ago, Kanye West announced that he was over $50 million dollars in debt, and now, he's coming out with the truth about what has caused his extreme downfall in ...

Maine To Become First State To Legalize Heroin
February 25, 2016
AUGUSTA, Maine - Maine has been at the forefront of a widespread battle against heroin addiction, with much of New England having some of the highest numbers of users in the country. Where doctors have failed, ...

Woman Gives Birth To Puppies After Admitting To Sex With Family Dog
February 25, 2016
PROVO, Utah - Samantha Kedder, 24, has reportedly given birth to a litter of German Shepherd puppies after being hospitalized with severe stomach pains. Doctors were surprised to see Kedder go into labor, as she didn't ...

Woman Arrested For Encouraging Her Spoiled Children To Destroy Toy Section Of Store
February 25, 2016
BALTIMORE, Maryland - Lakesa George of Baltimore was arrested on Thursday morning after she reportedly allowed her spoiled children to completely destroy the toy section of a local Goodwill store. Associates at the location say that ...

Kids Who Color On Themselves Grow Up To Be Geniuses
February 25, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Researchers at the prestigious Children's Institute of America recently completed a 20 year study on the effects of children who color on themselves with Crayola markers, and the study proves conclusively that ...