Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Sleep Deprivation Diet Helps You Lose Weight By Staying Up For Days
February 22, 2016
COMPTON, California - One of the newest crazes in America and the weight loss industry is the Sleep Deprivation diet, which consists of staying up for days on end, with no food, in order to starve ...
Trump’s Plan To Secure Funds For Mexican Wall? Discontinue Food Stamp Program
February 22, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has been asked multiple times in the course of running for president how he plans on building a wall around Mexico to keep immigrants out of the United States. Normally, he ...
Woman Suffers Severe Rectum Burns After Cell Phone Falls In Toilet, Shorts Out
February 22, 2016
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - A 28-year-old woman was hospitalized with severe burns to her buttocks, rectum, and vagina after her cell phone fell out of her pants pocket while she was in the process of sitting ...
Couple Admits That Living In ‘Tiny House’ Sucks Huge, Huge Balls
February 22, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - The 'Tiny House' craze has been sweeping the country for the last few years, with many people eschewing their former lives as "regular house" renters and owners in favor of moving in extremely ...
Hillary Clinton Trademarks ‘Feel The Bern,’ Sues Bernie Sanders To Stop Use
February 21, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton has reportedly trademarked the popular Feel The Bern phrase that has spread like wildfire throughout the internet in support of senator Bernie Sanders. The Clinton campaign now claims that it will ...
Mother Names Baby ‘Roofie’ After How She Became Impregnated
February 21, 2016
KEENE, Louisiana - A new mother has reportedly named her son Roofie after she was apparently drugged and raped during a party. The woman, Felicia Gregory, says that during a visit to Boston College last May, ...
Ryan Reynolds Says He Won’t Return For Deadpool Sequel
February 20, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Ryan Reynolds was born to play Deadpool, in the way the Robert Downey Jr. perfectly encompasses the role of Tony Stark in Iron Man. With the new Deadpool movie bringing in a ...
Tom Hanks Gains 200 Pounds To Play Your Mom In New Movie
February 20, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Tom Hanks recently signed a deal with Universal to play Your Mom in a major motion picture. The actor, who is known for his extremely method abilities, including growing a full beard ...