Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Harper Lee Dies, Internet Assumed Author Passed Years Ago
February 20, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Harper Lee, the prolific author who wrote the classic novel To Kill a Mockinbird, died on Friday at the age of 89, according to her publisher. Sadly, the internet generation took little notice, with ...
Ted Cruz Admits He Was Zodiac Killer
February 20, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - What started as an internet meme and joke has become a startling reality, as Senator Ted Cruz, presidential hopeful, admitted today that he was, in fact, the Zodiac Killer. "It was me who killed ...
Internet To Shut Down On April 2nd For Routine Maintenance
February 19, 2016
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, California - The entire internet throughout the entire world will be shut down for routine maintenance on April 2nd, for what officials say will be approximately 12 hours. "This is the first time we've ...
Banks To Offer ‘Free Money Day’ On March 30th
February 19, 2016
WALL STREET, New York - After an extremely banner year in 2015, many major banks across the United States, including American Bank and TD Banknorth, are planning on offering a 'free money day,' where their ...
Father Marries His Twin Daughters In First Incestuous Polygamous Relationship
February 19, 2016
PROVO, Utah - John Jacob Schmidt, 50, was recently wed to his two twin daughters, Marna and Mary, 22, in what has become the nation's first incestuous polygamous marriage, say Utah state officials. Utah is known ...
Federal Government To Impose 3 Marriage Limit
February 19, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark decision, congress has ruled that citizens of the United States would be entitled to a maximum of 3 marriages, citing the excessive divorce rate that has burdened the nation. "Plenty of ...
Obama Looks To Pass ‘No Texting While Eating’ Law
February 18, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Almost every state in the country has laws against texting while driving, but it looks as though President Obama plans to take the "no texting" rule even further, seeking to have congress help ...
Smokey The Bear Dies In Horrific Forest Fire
February 18, 2016
SANTA CLARA, California - The devastating wildfires that have struck California over the last few years have claimed a new life this week; Smokey The Bear, everyone's favorite childhood spokesman that wasn't Scruff McGruff, was killed ...