Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Caitlyn Jenner Upset People Already Stopped Talking About Her
February 18, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly 'extremely upset' that news outlets have stopped talking about her, and sources are saying that she is looking for her next big announcement and "courageous act" to get ...
Red Cross Announces It Has ‘Too Much Blood,’ Asking For Volunteers To Take Some Back
February 17, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - The Red Cross, the company known for constantly being "in need" of blood, has announced for the first time ever that they actually have a surplus of red cells and plasma, and are ...
‘Farmer’s Almanac’ Predicts Hottest Summer Ever; Temperature To Reach 140 Degrees
February 17, 2016
CARLSON, Indiana - The Old Farmer's Almanac, which has been predicting weather patterns better than your local meteorologist for decades, states that summer of 2016 will be the hottest on record, with scorching heat and humidity ...
New Confidential Report Reveals 9/11 Was An Accident, Not Terrorist Attack
February 17, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - New leaked documents that were retrieved by Anonymous hackers state that 9/11 was neither an inside job by the government nor a terrorist attack, but merely a coincidence of epic proportions. The text ...
American Psychiatric Association Qualifies Trump Endorsement As Mental Illness
February 16, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American Psychiatric Association has announced today that after much deliberation, the group has decided to qualify the endorsement of Donald Trump for President as a legitimate medical and mental illness. "We have interviewed ...
Police Pull Over Man For Broken Headlight, Discover Trunk Filled With Human Remains
February 15, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - Frank Kerry, 40, was arrested and charged with murder after police pulled him over for a broken headlight on Sunday evening, only to discover the decomposing bodies of at least 3 people in ...
Newly Published Documents Reveal Ted Cruz Is Actually Undocumented Alien From Cuba
February 15, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Recently discovered documents that were leaked to the press allegedly show that senator Ted Cruz, whose full name is Rafael Edward Cruz, was not born in Canada to American parents, as Cruz has ...
Kanye West Announces Plans To Run For President
February 15, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Kanye West has reportedly just thrown his hat into a very diverse ring of candidates for the presidential elections. According to West, he couldn't find a candidate in the field who was ...