Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Bill Murray Reportedly Stabs Fan Who Was Photographing Him
February 15, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Bill Murray reportedly stabbed a fan who was taking pictures of him at a Los Angeles bar and restaurant, say reports. The fan, George Willis, was taken to a nearby hospital where ...
World’s Fattest Man Completes Triathlon In Record-Breaking Time
February 14, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - The world's fattest man, George Richards, recently finished first in a triathlon event in Los Angeles, California. Richards, who often does not leave his house, weighs nearly 700lbs, but was encouraged to ...
32 College Students ‘Feel The Bern’ After Political Rally Turns Into Orgy, Spreads Chlamydia
February 14, 2016
KEENE, New Hampshire - A group of college students at Keene State College in New Hampshire have all recently been treated in local hospitals for Chlamydia and a host of other STDs after a recent political ...
Hillary Clinton Announces Her Plans To Drop From Presidential Race
February 14, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton has announced that she will be stepping down from the campaign trail, suspending her plans to become the next President of the United States. The announcement comes after a ...
Woman Arrested On Bestiality Charges Says ‘No Man Could Satisfy’ Her
February 14, 2016
PHOENIX, Arizona - A woman who was arrested and charged with having "oral and vaginal sex" with two canines says that she doesn't at all regret the acts - which she says have been happening since ...
Woman Delivers Healthy Newborn Baby Anally After Internal Complications
February 09, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - A woman who went into labor on Sunday evening became the first in recorded history to deliver her baby anally instead of vaginally, after internal complications forced doctors to re-route her baby's delivery ...
Hillary Clinton Plans To Make Bill Clinton Her Running Mate If She Wins In Primary
February 09, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Although he has already served a full two terms as president, nothing is stopping Hillary Clinton from making her husband, Bill Cinton, her vice-presidential running mate should she win during the primary elections; ...
Ku Klux Klan Makes Formal Endorsement For Donald Trump Campaign
February 09, 2016
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - The Ku Klux Klan, America's favorite hate group, has formally announced their endorsement for Donald Trump as he runs for president of the United States. "He says what we are all feeling in our ...