Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Robert Kraft To Sell New England Patriots To Highest Bidder After AFC Loss
January 31, 2016
FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft has said that he is selling the championship team after a 2-point loss in this year's AFC championship game. According to Kraft, he can't deal with the ...
13-Year-Old Impregnated From Toilet Seat In Burger King Bathroom
January 30, 2016
SAN DIEGO, California - According to her parents, an unnamed 13-year-old girl has become pregnant after visiting a local Burger King restaurant, where they say semen that was on the seat must have caused her to ...
Super Bowl 50 To Be Cancelled Over Possible Terrorist Attack
January 30, 2016
SANTA CLARA, California - The National Football League announced today that they would be canceling this year's Super Bowl after credible terrorist threats were made. The NFL has been working closely with the FBI for the ...
Walmart Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy After Closing 100 Stores, Laying Off 10k Employees
January 30, 2016
BETONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart Stores, Inc. has reportedly filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy as of the first of January, after announcing that they would be closing over 100 stores nationwide, with over 10,000 employees being laid ...
Flint Residents Urged To Boil And Drink Their Own Urine During Michigan Water Crisis
January 30, 2016
FLINT, Michigan - The small town of Flint, Michigan has had a serious problem with polluted drinking water for the last few years, but the problem has recent reached epic proportions after national news outlets picked ...
Trix Bunny To Be Replaced With New Rabbit That Survived Animal Testing
January 30, 2016
DETROIT, Michigan - Few people know that the cartoon Trix rabbit, designed by Joe Harris, was actually based of an actual lab rabbit. After eating Trix cereal, the rabbit went crazy for more as if the ...
Zika Virus Spreading Through United States Via Mosquitos
January 30, 2016
UNITED STATES - The mosquito-born Zika virus is rapidly spreading throughout the Americas and is expected to soon reach the Southern United States. CDC representative James Levine, M.D. warns, “This virus is like a combination of malaria ...
Doctor Who Attacked Uber Driver Checks Into Rehab
January 30, 2016
MIAMI, Florida - Anjali Ramkissoon, the Miami doctor who lashed out at an Uber driver in a drunken rage, has reportedly checked herself into rehab. After being placed on administrative leave by her job, Ramkissoon says ...