Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Mattel Announces ‘Big Booty Barbie’ For Little Fat Girls
January 30, 2016
EL SEGUNDO, California - Barbie dolls sales have been declining for years, dropping 20% between 2012 and 2014 alone. After receiving years of criticism that Barbie is too thin, Mattel has finally cracked; Barbie’s new friends ...
Billionaire’s Yacht Destroys Coral Reef; Claims It’s ‘No Big Deal’
January 30, 2016
CAYMAN ISLANDS - Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen’s yacht is allegedly responsible for the destruction of 14,000 square feet of protected coral reef. After beating a battle with cancer in the 1980’s, Allen started living large, buying extremely ...
Snake Bites Boy At Disney’s Wild Animal Kingdom
January 30, 2016
ORLANDO, Florida - A family from Alabama plans to sue Disney World after they said an escaped snake at Disney's Wild Animal Kingdom dropped from a tree and bit their young child. The family's attorney, Matt ...
FOX News Mourns Aryan Toddler Found Dead, Ignores Deaths Of African-American Children
January 29, 2016
MONROE, Washington - Megyn Kelly, one of the generic blond news anchors you can find on Fox at all hours of the day or night, teared up recently when reporting on the tragic death of a ...
Dermatologists Create ‘Pimple Porn’ Videos, Internet Can’t Get Enough Of New Trend
January 29, 2016
HOLLYWOOD, California - Dermatologist Sandra Lee has been a certified dermatologist for 10 years, and has been catering to the darker side of the industry for the last two years. She pops explosive pimples and blackheads on ...
Viral Teens Who Spelled Racial Slur With T-Shirts Forced Into Protective Custody
January 29, 2016
DESERT VISTA, Arizona - Outrage has spread across the country, directed at the six Desert Vista high schoolers who spelled out a racial slur with letters on their t-shirts during a school photo day. Parents of ...
Daniel Radcliffe Admits To Making ‘Swiss Army Man’ Because He Lost a Bet
January 29, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Once respected actor Daniel Radcliffe, best known as Harry Potter in the series of films, has admitted he only played a flatulating corpse in the recently-released film Swiss Army Man because he lost ...
Psychiatrist Prescribes Video Games To Fight Depression
January 29, 2016
DELUTH, Minnesota - Dr. Frank Stephenson has started prescribing video games such as The Sims and World of Warcraft to his patients. He claims it treats depression better than any drug currently on the market. “Too many of my patients ...