
Ice-T Trademarks Name, Sues Snapple and Arizona Over Infringement
January 25, 2016
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Rapper and actor Ice-T has reportedly trademarked his moniker with the intention of suing major companies who infringe upon the mark with their products. Ice-T, whose real name is Tracy Marrow, says ...

Judge Releases Steven Avery From Prison After Realizing He’s Not Black
January 25, 2016
MANITOWOC COUNTY, Wisconsin - After looking over the case of Steven Avery, the man who spent 18 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit before being exonerated and then re-arrested on separate murder charges, ...

Idiot Arrested After Burning Toddler In Stupid, Tragic Accident
January 25, 2016
ONTARIO, Canada - Troy Allen, 27, was arrested for criminal negligence after throwing motor oil in a fire, which exploded and severely burned a nearby toddler. Allen says he had changed the oil in his truck ...

Gwen Stefani To Give Up Sex In Exchange For Shoes
January 25, 2016
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - After finding incrementing text messages between Blake Sheldon and his ex, Miranda Lambert, Gwen Stefani says she is done with men. She recently tweeted to fans, “Shoes are so much better than ...

‘Labyrinth’ Reboot To Use CGI Version of David Bowie As Star
January 24, 2016
HOLLYWOOD, California - Last week, Tri-Star Pictures announced that they would be working with Jim Henson Co. to create a reboot of the 80s classic film Labyrinth, which starred Jennifer Connelly and the late David Bowie. In the ...

Tide Detergent Counterfeiting Ring Seemingly Unstoppable
January 24, 2016
COMPTON, California - Inner-city gangs have branched out from dealing in crack and heroin. Tide liquid detergent is now one of the hottest commodities on the streets. Many drug dealers now accept Tide as payment, encouraging ...
Source of Kanye West’s Talent Discovered
January 24, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Rapper and producer Kayne West says he did not realize it until recently, but his music did not get "good" until after a car accident that caused him to suffer a mild ...

Colorado Couple ‘Clambakes’ Baby To Treat Colic
January 24, 2016
DENVER, Colorado - Two month old Aurora Dorsey has been removed from her mother’s care after Amy Dorsey told Aurora’s pediatrician she had been using marijuana to treat her baby’s colic. Although marijuana use is legal ...