Say Goodbye To Privacy: NSA To Share Personal Data With Employers Upon Request
August 18, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Security Agency, which has been under intense scrutiny since Edward Snowden spilled the beans about the level of personal information they collect, has announced a new information sharing program they hope ...
Netflix Files For Bankruptcy, Claims They Can’t Compete With Piracy ‘Industry’
August 18, 2014
LOS GATOS, California - The company that almost single-handily took down Blockbuster and every Mom & Pop video store in the country is now on its way out the door as well. Netflix has announced that ...
Tennessee Man Creates First Marijuana Infused Moonshine
August 18, 2014
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - A Tennessee man, who claims to be the illegitimate son of moonshine legend Popcorn Sutton, has supposedly taken his fathers recipe to new 'highs.' Tim Coffey, 42, of Chattanooga says he has the ...
Waitress Arrested After Throwing Plate, Hitting Toddler In The Face
August 17, 2014
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - An unnamed 20-month-old was rushed to the hospital after taking a flying dinner plate to the face at a Rhode Island Applebee's restaurant. According to witnesses, while busing a table, server Caitlin ...
Michael Jackson Hologram Selected To Perform During Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show
August 17, 2014
GLENDALE, Arizona - After multiple conflicting reports suggesting that either Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood would be selected as the Super Bowl XLIX halftime performer, it came as quite a shock this morning as it was ...
Man Loses Head of Penis In Fishing Accident [Disturbing Image Warning]
August 17, 2014
KOKADJO, Maine - A Massachusetts man may have some reservations about the Maine state slogan 'Vacationland.' Thomas Ruhle of Taunton, Massachusetts, had to prematurely end his week-long trip to a lake in Maine after getting caught ...
‘Road Rager’ Dislocates Middle Finger, Files Lawsuit Against Woman Who Cut Him Off
August 17, 2014
AVON, Massachusetts - Massachusetts fitness trainer Ed “Brick” Malone is at the center of possibly the most unique court case in the state's recent history. Last Friday, during a Norfolk County traffic court hearing, Malone admitted, “I ...
UFC Fighter Punches Himself In The Face, Gets Knocked Out During Bout
August 16, 2014
BANGOR, Maine - A UFC fighter has set a new record for being the only person ever to knock himself out during a fight. The event took place Friday, August 15, 2014 during a preliminary fight ...