Disney to Make Han Solo Completely Computer Generated in Star Wars: Episode VII
August 27, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Due to scheduling delays on production of Disney’s Star Wars: Episode VII, Harrison Ford’s iconic snarky character, Han Solo, will be completely computer generated in the film. Ford injured his leg during ...
Canada Decides They Don’t Want Hockey to be Their ‘Thing’ Anymore
August 27, 2014
OTTAWA, Canada - Earlier this week, members of Canadian parliament held a press conference in Ottawa to announce that they’re sick and tired of hockey being their “thing.” Since no one really knows who they’re political leaders ...
Suge Knight Shot At Party, Witnesses Say Assailant Resembled Tupac Shakur
August 27, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Early Sunday morning rap mogul and former Death Row Records CEO Suge Knight was shot several times at a party hosted by Chris Brown. Hundreds of witnesses have been interviewed by the Los ...
Ben Affleck Quits Role As Batman, Studio Hires Chris Pratt As Replacement
August 26, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - After several months and an incomplete movie role, Ben Affleck officially announced his immediate resignation from the role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. Affleck’s resignation came in a comment he left on a thread insulting ...
Fran Drescher-Narrated Audiobook Banned by National Association of the Deaf
August 26, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California – It is not “the best of times” for comedic actress and TV star Fran Drescher, most famous for her role as ‘Fran Fine,’ on CBS’ The Nanny, which ran on CBS from 1993–1999. The ...
Magician In Custody After Making Audience Member Disappear; Man Never Reappears
August 25, 2014
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - A Las Vegas stage magician, whose stage name is "The Great Peter," is in police custody this afternoon after making a crowd member in attendance for his show disappear, but failed to bring ...
17 Killed, 33 Injured During Roller Coaster Collapse At Kentucky Amusement Park
August 25, 2014
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Seventeen people, including six children, were tragically killed, and thirty-three others were injured when a wooden roller coaster at the new amusement park, Bluegrass Boardwalk, completely collapsed Sunday afternoon. The roller coaster, named Noah's Ark, had just ...
Tony Bennett, Lady Gaga Announce Music Collaboration, Wedding Plans
August 25, 2014
NEW YORK, New York – Legendary crooner Tony Bennett and pop sensation Lady Gaga shocked fans and industry types alike when they announced their engagement during a press conference promoting their upcoming album of jazz duets. “She ...