Piñata Horror: Grandfather Beaten For Candy at Quinceañera
September 03, 2014
BROOKLYN, New York – The Hispanic tradition of Quinceañera, the celebration of a young girl’s transition from childhood to maturity, is rich in religious customs, family values and the bonds of friendship, loyalty and responsibility. Young ...
Lay’s Potato Chips To Introduce New ‘Kim & Kanye’ Flavor
September 02, 2014
ATLANTA, Georgia - Chairman and CEO of PepsiCo, Indra Nooyi, announced yesterday that a new flavor of potato chip would hit the shelves in time for the holidays. The new flavor, 'Kim & Kanye', is the first ...
Transgender Teacher Sues School Board; Wants To Share Bathroom With Children
September 02, 2014
MONTPELIER, Vermont - A male-to-female transgender elementary school teacher is suing her school district after being denied access to the female bathroom facilities. Ronda McCracken, born Robert McCracken, a post-op third grade teacher for Montpelier Public ...
University of Kentucky Suspends Women’s Sports, Football Program Starting 2015
September 02, 2014
LEXINGTON, Kentucky - University of Kentucky Athletic Director Mitch Barnhart announced in a press conference just hours ago that the University will suspend funding for its football program and all women's sports for the 2015-2016 season. The ...
County Fair Sheep Tests Positive For Anthrax
September 01, 2014
KANKAKEE, Illinois - Below the soft, puffy, huggable exterior of Wooly Bully, the prize winning sheep at this year’s Kankakee, Illinois county fair, lurked a dangerous and life threatening agent of death. Raised by Ricky Henderson as ...
Death Row Inmate’s Request Granted For ‘Progressive Dinner’ Last Meal
September 01, 2014
PUTNAM COUNTY, Florida – Florida Governor Rick Scott quietly approved death row inmate Del Berkley’s wish to attend a progressive dinner as per his last meal request. Berkley, convicted of homicide and armed robbery in 2008, made ...
Record Holder of World’s Largest Penis Wins Three-Legged Race At County Fair
September 01, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York – Jonah Falcon, owner of the largest documented penis in the world, has generated dozens of headlines since the native New Yorker was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary, Private Dicks: Men Exposed. “The ...
Texas A&M Towel Boy Leaves Sidelines To Gain Starting Spot As Quarterback
August 31, 2014
COLLEGE STATION, Texas - A new season of college football is underway and anticipations for this year are high, with new rules and a new playoff bracket system being put into effect this season. One team ...