Novelty Parakeet Maker Sued After Cat Ingests Realistic Plastic Toy
September 12, 2014
FAIRFIELD, New Jersey – Have you seen the commercial for the ‘perfect’ pet? It’s not a dog, it’s not a goldfish – it’s not even living! It’s 'Pretty Much Polly,' the plastic parakeet that can 'provide ...
Kellogg’s To Change Name Of Rice Krispies In Lieu Of Ray Rice Controversy
September 12, 2014
BATTLE CREEK, Michigan - It seems that everyone is talking about football player Ray Rice's scandal after video footage of the NFL football star knocking out his then fiancée was released to the public last week. ...
Hoveround Designs Mobility Skateboard For Active Seniors
September 11, 2014
SARASOTA, Florida – Hoveround, manufacturer of best-selling power chairs and scooters, announced today a brand new family of mobility devices aimed at the more active, sports-minded consumer. The ‘Skate-A-Round’ product line was unveiled at the 10th Annual ...
Paranormal Investigators Confirm Poltergeist Possession of Microwave
September 11, 2014
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Homeowner Bill Michaud says, “It started with random beeping. One time it went off like the food was done, and when I looked over, the damn thing was still going and said 6:66.” ...
KKK Wizard Tries Using Klan Membership Card To Get Bleach Discount At Grocery Store
September 10, 2014
LEOMA, Tennessee – Imperial Wizard William Sanders, of the Tennessee Chapter of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, attempted use his Klan membership card in order to receive a discount at a local grocery chain ...
Otis Brands Elevator Company Knocks Out Ray Rice Endorsement Deal
September 10, 2014
ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey - Following release by TMZ this week of a video showing NFL player Ray Rice knocking out his then-fiancee in an Atlantic City hotel elevator, Otis Elevator, manufacturer of most of the ...
Man Forces Plane to Land After Refusing To Use The Onboard Bathroom
September 10, 2014
ST. PAUL, Minnesota - A plane that was traveling to LAX Airport in California from Minnesota was forced to make an abrupt landing after a passenger became extremely hostile during the flight. Crew members on the plane tried ...
Old Man Becomes Job Annihilator by Inventing Prescription Pill Vending Machine
September 09, 2014
MIAMI, Florida - Joe Pruitt, a 74-year-old Miami resident, used to enjoy waiting in line for his prescriptions at the pharmacy every month. He considered this ritual of getting his Xanax, pain-killers, and Viagra as a pleasant ...