Disputed Study Claims Laundry Starch Promotes Healthy Teeth and Bones
September 24, 2014
NIAGARA FALLS, New York – "Smile and say ‘CHEESE!’" How many times have photographers used the familiar phrase to coax smiles out of family members, co-workers, and friends? You’d have to be a crazy person to ...
Wal-Mart To Begin Selling Breast Milk In Stores
September 24, 2014
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - New moms everywhere can now tell their babies to let go of their tired breasts and grab their piggy banks, because Wal-Mart has announced their plan to begin selling pre-bottled breast milk in all of ...
Owen Wilson To Co-Star Alongside Vince Vaughn in ‘True Detective’ Season Two
September 23, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York - HBO revealed to the press today that funnyman Owen Wilson has signed on to co-star alongside Vince Vaughn in the second season of its popular and critically acclaimed dramatic series, True ...
Liam Neeson Says Next Movie Is Just ‘Two Hours of Being a Badass’ While Talking on Phone
September 23, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - At one point in time, Irish actor Liam Neeson was best known for starring roles in dramas such as Schindler's List or romantic comedies such as Love Actually, but after his turn as an ex-CIA assassin ...
Poison Ivy To Be Placed on Endangered Species List
September 23, 2014
CONCORD, New Hampshire - Poison Ivy, one of the most hated plants in the world that causes irritation and itching on skin, has a new ally who wants to protect it from ending up becoming extinct. While there ...
Republican Party Plans to Change Symbol From Elephant To Yacht
September 22, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an attempt to appeal to all demographics, the Republican Party has announced plans to change its symbol from the iconic, steadfast image of the elephant, to a yacht. This campaign to ...
Tinder Cancels Accounts For People It Considers ‘Too Attractive’
September 22, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Tinder, the popular 'hot or not' dating app, has made the controversial decision to block users it considers too attractive due to a substantial overflow of users. According to founder Gary Tinder, ...
Myrtle Beach To Start Accepting Sand Dollars As Currency
September 21, 2014
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - According to Myrtle Beach mayor John Plunkett, the utopia of the east coast will now be accepting sand dollars as currency. With costs of all tourist expenses skyrocketing, the city decided ...