Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Exotic Dancer Sues Miley Cyrus Over Stolen Routines
September 21, 2014
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Anastasia Rhapsody, an adult entertainer at The Kitty Kave Gentlemen’s Club, announced in a press conference today that she has filed a lawsuit against Miley Cyrus for stealing parts of her act. The ...
‘Memory Foam’ Inventor Diagnosed With Alzheimer’s Disease
September 21, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Professor Gerald Harding, NASA scientist best known as “The Grandfather of Memory Foam,” has been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. “Professor Harding is the world’s foremost authority on synthetic materials and their application,” said ...
JELL-O Deficiency Linked To Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
September 20, 2014
DEERFIELD, Illinois - Workers at Kraft Foods, Inc. couldn’t be happier in these less than certain economic times. For them, the future looks bright and shiny. Jack Pepper, production manager for Kraft Foods’ JELL-O Division said, “We just read ...
Infant’s First Word Horrifies Mommies at Play Date
September 20, 2014
SAN DIEGO, California – 11-month old Madison Fowler from San Diego, California, has been banned from play dates indefinitely. “It’s all my fault,” says Diane, little Madison's mother. “Kids pick up what they hear, and I’m the ...
85-Year-Old Woman Gives Berth On Steamship
September 19, 2014
THE OPEN SEA, Worldwide - An 85-year-old woman surprised everyone aboard the ship the Queen Mary bound to New York from England when she gave berth on board. The vessel’s captain, Dmitri Vasilov, said that in ...
‘Penis Monologues’ Finishes in Buffalo, Coming to Broadway in 2015
September 19, 2014
BUFFALO, New York - “The Penis is Coming to Broadway!” declared theater impresario Arthur Furioso, author and one of the actors who appears in the new play 'The Penis Dialogues,' now finishing up a successful ...
New San Francisco Eatery Caca-Burger Features Eco-Friendly Sustainable Menu
September 19, 2014
SAN FRANSICO, California - San Francisco’s newest eatery boasts the ultimate in Eco-Friendly and Sustainable food sources; Caca-Burger is the first venue in the Bay Area to utilize only the finest recycled fecal matter in ...
Pentagon Replacing Military Boots with Athletic Shoes
September 18, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - General Martin Dempsey, the nation’s top military officer, stunned reporters today with the announcement that beginning immediately, the use of military boots, often inaccurately called ‘combat boots’, will be phased out. Beginning ...