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Infant’s First Word Horrifies Mommys at Play Date

Infant’s First Word Horrifies Mommies at Play Date

September 20, 2014

SAN DIEGO, California –  11-month old Madison Fowler from San Diego, California, has been banned from play dates indefinitely. “It’s all my fault,” says Diane, little Madison's mother.  “Kids pick up what they hear, and I’m the ...

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85-Year-Old Woman Gives Berth On Steamship

85-Year-Old Woman Gives Berth On Steamship

September 19, 2014

THE OPEN SEA, Worldwide -  An 85-year-old woman surprised everyone aboard the ship the Queen Mary bound to New York from England when she gave berth on board. The vessel’s captain, Dmitri Vasilov, said that in ...

Entertainment
'Penis Monologues' Finishes in Buffalo, Coming to Broadway in 2015

‘Penis Monologues’ Finishes in Buffalo, Coming to Broadway in 2015

September 19, 2014

BUFFALO, New York - “The Penis is Coming to Broadway!” declared theater impresario Arthur Furioso, author and one of the actors who appears in the new play 'The Penis Dialogues,' now finishing up a successful ...

Business
New San Fran eatery serves menu of poop

New San Francisco Eatery Caca-Burger Features Eco-Friendly Sustainable Menu

September 19, 2014

SAN FRANSICO, California - San Francisco’s newest eatery boasts the ultimate in Eco-Friendly and Sustainable food sources; Caca-Burger is the first venue in the Bay Area to utilize only the finest recycled fecal matter in ...

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Pentagon Replaces Military Boots with Athletic Shoes

Pentagon Replacing Military Boots with Athletic Shoes

September 18, 2014

WASHINGTON, D.C. - General Martin Dempsey, the nation’s top military officer, stunned reporters today with the announcement that beginning immediately, the use of military boots, often inaccurately called ‘combat boots’, will be phased out. Beginning ...

Business
Iowa Farmer Breeds Three Legged Chickens; KFC Plans '3 Drumstick Meals'

Iowa Farmer Breeds Three Legged Chickens; KFC Plans ‘3 Drumstick Meals’

September 18, 2014

ACKLEY, Iowa -  Iowa farmer Warren Milledge has a lot to be proud of lately. He has a new grand-daughter, was recognized by the local Grange for 40 years of service, and as a lifelong chicken ...

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Merriam-Webster Dictionary Drops The Word Gullible From 2015 Edition

Merriam-Webster Dictionary Drops The Word Gullible From 2015 Edition

September 18, 2014

NEW YORK CITY, New York -  Each year, the Merriam-Webster International Dictionary research teams carefully review new words that have been introduced to the American language in the previous year for the next edition of their ...

Business
Professional Chef And Cannibalism Expert Denied Restaurant Permit

Professional Chef And Cannibalism Expert Denied Restaurant Permit

September 16, 2014

BROOKLYN, New York -  Charles Freihoffer loves food.  He also happens to hold a degree in psychology, and is an authority on people who practice, or claim to practice, cannibalism.  “I’ve been called on to offer ...

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