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V.P. Joe Biden Still Missing One Week After Initiating Game Of Hide-N-Seek At White House

V.P. Joe Biden Still Missing One Week After Initiating Game Of Hide-N-Seek At White House

September 13, 2014

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  After encouraging White House staff to take part in a fun game of hide-n-seek a week ago, Vice President Joe Biden remains somewhere in hiding. During today's morning press briefing, Press Secretary Josh ...

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Tiger Woods Rumored To Announce Retirement From PGA Tour To Focus On Miniature Golf Career

Tiger Woods To Announce Retirement From PGA Tour To Focus On Miniature Golf Career

September 13, 2014

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida -  Earlier today golf legend, sports insider, and course designer Jack Nicklaus revealed to Empire News that after a long discussion with Tiger Woods, Woods told Nicklaus that he was 95% certain that ...

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Dennis Rodman Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens On Two Separate Occasions

Dennis Rodman Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens Twice During NBA Career

September 12, 2014

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky -  Controversial ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman said in a radio interview on Louisville sports station WKRD 790 AM that he was abducted by aliens twice during his NBA career. While on the road promoting ...

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Novelty Parakeet Maker Sued After Cat Ingests Realistic Plastic Toy

Novelty Parakeet Maker Sued After Cat Ingests Realistic Plastic Toy

September 12, 2014

FAIRFIELD, New Jersey –  Have you seen the commercial for the ‘perfect’ pet?  It’s not a dog, it’s not a goldfish – it’s not even living!  It’s 'Pretty Much Polly,' the plastic parakeet that can 'provide ...

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Kellogg's Company Changes Name Of Rice Krispies In Lieu Of Ray Rice Controversy

Kellogg’s To Change Name Of Rice Krispies In Lieu Of Ray Rice Controversy

September 12, 2014

BATTLE CREEK, Michigan -  It seems that everyone is talking about football player Ray Rice's scandal after video footage of the NFL football star knocking out his then fiancée was released to the public last week. ...

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Hoveround Designs Mobility Skateboard For Active Seniors

Hoveround Designs Mobility Skateboard For Active Seniors

September 11, 2014

SARASOTA, Florida –  Hoveround, manufacturer of best-selling power chairs and scooters, announced today a brand new family of mobility devices aimed at the more active, sports-minded consumer. The ‘Skate-A-Round’ product line was unveiled at the 10th Annual ...

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Paranormal Investigators Confirm Poltergeist Possession of Microwave

Paranormal Investigators Confirm Poltergeist Possession of Microwave

September 11, 2014

 LOUISVILLE, Kentucky -  Homeowner Bill Michaud says, “It started with random beeping. One time it went off like the food was done, and when I looked over, the damn thing was still going and said 6:66.” ...

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KKK Wizard Tries Using Membership Card To Get Bleach Discount At Grocery Store

KKK Wizard Tries Using Klan Membership Card To Get Bleach Discount At Grocery Store

September 10, 2014

LEOMA, Tennessee –  Imperial Wizard William Sanders, of the Tennessee Chapter of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, attempted use his Klan membership card in order to receive a discount at a local grocery chain ...

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