Johnny Manziel Looks Ahead To Career As Sports Broadcaster
October 07, 2014
CLEVELAND, Ohio - Following in the steps of former college greats like Tim Tebow, Johnny Manziel is working tirelessly to perfect his diction and stockpile quirky synonyms for dynamic touchdowns. During a recent press conference, Manziel talked ...
Nutritional Study Reveals That Drinking Apple Juice Increases Penis Size
October 07, 2014
BOSTON, Massachusetts - In an extensive two-year scientific nutritional study conducted at Boston University, a group of experts in nutritionally based health improvement breakthroughs, known internationally for their past nutritional scientific discoveries and award-winning accomplishments, claim ...
FIFA World Cup Committee Banning Teams That Refer To Sport As ‘Soccer’
October 06, 2014
ZURICH, Switzerland - Some truly bitter news for soccer fans today. After years of debate, the board of trustees for the World Cup committee have come to an agreement, and it's one that may hurt the ...
NASCAR Driver Wins Race While Driving in Reverse
October 06, 2014
ATLANTA, Georgia - A non-televised stock car race held in Atlanta this past week would have definitely brought in viewers like NASCAR had never seen before. With only two laps left in the race, a driver ...
Blake Griffin Smacks Justin Bieber At Hollywood Starbucks
October 05, 2014
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - Justin Bieber simply can't seem to keep himself out of trouble. Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces. According to police ...
USDA Warning: Gluten-Free Diets Cause Cancer
October 04, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A joint statement released today from the USDA and the FDA discusses new information, based on several years of research, that proves that a gluten-free diet, done solely on a pretentious, bandwagon-style mentality, will ...
CBS Orders New Reality Show; ‘Survivor: Ebola’ To Air Early 2015
October 03, 2014
DALLAS, Texas - Ahead of a press conference scheduled for next week, CBS Television today announced a half-season order of the hit show Survivor, this time to take place in the United States, and being released as ...
Osama bin Laden Found Alive In Pennsylvania Amish Community
October 03, 2014
LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania - Spokesperson Mikal Anaba of the National Security Agency has confirmed that Osama bin Laden was not killed by Seal Team Six as originally thought, as has been found living in an Amish ...