Breed of Flying Spider Discovered in Central America
October 11, 2014
TOCOA, Honduras, Central America - What’s worse – a fear of spiders, or a fear of flying? How about about a fear of flying spiders? If you suffer from a fear of either, perhaps you may want ...
Man Sets Fire To Restaurant After Ordering Pepsi, Receiving Coca-Cola
October 11, 2014
NORFOLK, Virginia - Gary Bonner, 47, is under arrest this afternoon for charges of arson, after police say he set fire to a local restaurant after an altercation with a waitress over a drink order. According to police, Bonner has ...
Maine Woman Claims ‘It’s the Government’s Fault I’m Lazy’
October 11, 2014
AUGUSTA, Maine - Candi, 30, of Augusta, Maine, is a career welfare recipient who knows just who to blame for her station in life - and depending on who you ask, it's either the least or most ...
Genetically Modified ‘Self-Knitting’ Sheep Threaten Wool Industry
October 10, 2014
EDINBURGH, Scotland – In 1996, the world’s first successfully cloned mammal, Dolly, a Finn Dorset sheep, was born. Dolly died in 2003 at the age of 6. Since then, advancements in genetic engineering, controversial as they ...
RNR Hall of Fame Adds Green Day As ‘Joke’, People Vote For Them Anyway
October 10, 2014
CLEVELAND, Ohio - The 2015 nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame include some major influences throughout music history, including Lou Reed and Joan Jett, but representatives for the HOF also say they added ...
President Obama To Offer Asylum, Health Care Options To ISIS Members
October 10, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House official confirmed this morning that President Barack Obama will be delivering a speech on Friday evening explaining his plan to offer asylum and free health care to ISIS members, with ...
Spousal Abuse Arrests Prompt MMA Fighters To Change In-Ring Nicknames
October 10, 2014
ORANGE COUNTY, California - After professional MMA fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller was arrested yesterday following a police standoff, several other fighters throughout the MMA world quickly worked to scrap their existing nicknames in place of gentler, ...
Human Sex Trafficking Start-up Business Discovered On Kickstarter
October 10, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - FBI agent Darrell Lynch has made several major arrests in his 14 years with the agency, but his latest is the only one so far to have been based around his teenage ...