BOSTON, Massachusetts –
A psychiatrist in Boston says that he has found the perfect cure for clinical depression, and it will get many people off their lifelong medications.
“I have discovered that the cure is quite simple,” said Dr. Marvin Leroy, of Boston. “When I have a patient come in and tell me they’re feeling depressed, I simply tell them to cheer up, and stop being such a Debby-Downer. As of right now, I have a 100% success rate, as not a single patient of mine returns for a follow-up visit.”
Dr. Leroy says he plans to publish his findings in the next Harvard Medical Journal, which is published bi-yearly.