Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Hilary Clinton Leaks Classified Info about Extra Terrestrials
January 07, 2016
CONWAY, New Hampshire - Hilary Clinton said recently that aliens “may be real,” and research into her comments have uncovered some extreme news. According to The Conway Daily Sun, a small, relatively unknown newspaper in the White ...
‘Zen Diet’ Helps You To Lose Weight By Balancing Your Body’s Chi
January 07, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Zen cooking is reported to be a new diet fad that actually works. The goal is to balance your chi using the five elements, earth, air, fire, water, and metal. Jon Sandifer lays ...
‘Gaping Mouth,’ ‘Mouth Breather’ Look Actually A Sign of Genius
January 07, 2016
ROCKFORD, Illinois - Although a person who lets their mouth hang open may appear stupid or inbred, new studies suggest it may actually be a sign of superior intellect and genius. Researcher Steven Hildebrandt claims many who ...
New Study Finds That Most Probiotics Don’t Do Anything To Aid Health, Digestion
January 07, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Most of the strains of probiotics out there do nothing to improve digestive health according to a recent product study, but the claim of digestive health is so common thanks to lax FDA rules ...
Woman Arrested After Spanking Her 28-Year-Old Daughter Over Her Parenting Techniques
January 06, 2016
ATLANTA, Georgia - Karen Stillwell, 52, was arrested after spanking her 28-year-old daughter, Renee Stillwell who allergy spanked her two year old unjustly. Karen Stillwell told local news, “She spanked that precious little baby, so I ...
‘Zombie Man’ Bites Police Officer, Facing Life In Prison
January 06, 2016
CINCINNATI, Ohio - John Thomer, 28, dressed as a zombie, was arrested outside the courthouse where a hearing was held for the man charged with violating zoning rules for his zombie nativity scene last month, Jasen ...
National Garbage Tax Coming In 2016
January 06, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Garbage is America’s biggest export, and soon taxpayers will be expected to foot the bill. New measures will include a garbage bag tax, as well as additional taxes on products that exceed a ...
Mainers Demand Governor’s Impeachment; Lepage Says, ‘They’re Lazy and Retarded’
January 06, 2016
AUGUSTA, Maine - “We want him kicked out of office!” A recent poll showed that 95% of Maine citizens think impeachment means to kick a politician out of office, while in actuality it means to charge ...