Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Washington D.C. Tourist Board To Give Free Weed As Incentive To Visit City
January 06, 2016
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tourism at the nation’s capital is on the decline, and the Washington D.C. Tourism Board plans to do something about it. Since Initiative 71 was passed in November of 2015, it is now ...
Channing Tatum’s Wife ‘Wanted Pet Goat To Die’
January 06, 2016
LOS ANGELES, California - Channing Tatum fans mourned with the actor at the loss of his daughter’s pet goat, Heather, earlier in the week. As the issue circled social media, some commented with “who cares about ...
McDonald’s Manager Assaults Customer With Mozzarella Sticks
January 01, 2016
DETROIT, Michigan - Fed up with all the complaints she was getting about the new McDonald’s mozzarella sticks, shift leader Harriet Truman threw a box of fresh, hot mozzarella sticks at an irate customer. Because of ...
Subliminal Messages Found in Beatles Tracks on Spotify
December 31, 2015
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - According to Illuminati watchdogs, Spotify didn’t just release the Beatles back-catalog to make some money, they did it to mess with your mind. "A subliminal message can be overlain with music so it is inaudible ...
President Obama Arrested For Drunk Driving Returning From New Year’s Eve Party
December 31, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to police reports, President Barack Obama was arrested for drunk driving on his way back to the White House from a New Year's Eve party in Baltimore. The president, who normally is driven ...
M&M Mars Say They Plan To Release New W&W Candies In 2016
December 31, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - The M&M-Mars Candy company, who are best known for their little chocolates that "melt in your mouth, not in your hand," say that they are planning a new line of candies that will ...
Marvel’s New ‘Deadpool’ Movie Given PG-13 Rating
December 31, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Although trailers and comments from the cast and crew would lead many to believe that the new Marvel film Deadpool, which is set to hit theatres in February, would be getting an R-rating, it ...
Academy Plans To Expand Oscar Ceremony To 10 Hours In 2016
December 31, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - If you've been waiting patiently for 2016 so you can watch your favorite films win an Oscar in the ceremony, you best be prepared to settle in for a long night. According to the ...