Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Religious Groups Praise ‘Krampus’ Movie, Say It ‘Puts Jesus Back Into People’s Lives’
December 06, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Several religious groups, mostly sponsored by the Catholic church, have said that they are "extremely happy" with the new film Krampus, which opened this past week in theatres around the country. Based around an old ...
Woman Claims She Makes Thousands Of Dollars Running Dog Breastfeeding Business
December 06, 2015
DELUTH, Mississippi - A Mississippi woman says that she makes thousands of dollars each year running a business of breastfeeding dogs, reports the Mississippi Times. Maryanne Chambers started her business 10 years ago after discovering that her breast ...
Anti-Aging Properties Found In Cat Saliva
December 03, 2015
TOKYO, Japan - An unlikely beauty secret has come out of Japan which has raised some eyebrows in the United States, but has many women saying it’s working wonders. Enthusiasts claim cat saliva, applied regularly to the ...
New D.A.R.E. Program To No Longer Talk About Dangers of Marijuana
December 03, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Insane celebrity and National D.A.R.E. Spokesman Ted Nugent has announced the program will phase out the anti-pot segment of the DARE program. DARE will instead focus more on harder drugs, such as heroin and cocaine. Following ...
Anonymous Florida Woman Weds Giant Black Dildo
December 01, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - A Miami woman is happily married to her fiancee of over 2 years, a giant black dildo that she calls "Ted." "Ted and I met after I bought him at a discount sex shop ...
Obama’s White House Thanksgiving Dinner Reportedly Only Allowed Black Guests, Only White Servers
December 01, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to reports from the White House, the president's annual Thanksgiving dinner was serviced entirely but white waiters and waitresses, and invitations were sent only to African-Americans, calling some to cry reverse racism. "I ...
Donald Trump Makes Decision To Leave Republican Party, Run Under Nazi Party
December 01, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has reportedly made a switch of parties, but it's something that most of his supporters say they didn't see coming: the billionaire mogul has left the Republican party in favor of ...
Muslim Man ‘Extremely Pleased’ That Planned Parenthood Shooter Was White
December 01, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - A Muslim man said that he 'extremely pleased' that the Planned Parenthood shooter was white, saying that it takes the heat off all Muslims, at least for a second. "It's so nice that he ...