Airline Employee Who Fell Asleep In Turbine Carried Outside Plane From LA to NY
November 29, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - A Delta airlines baggage handler reportedly fell asleep inside the turbine of an airplane that he was loading, headed from Los Angeles' LAX airport to New York City. He somehow ...
You Can Now Pay A Company To Turn Feet Of Dead Relative Into Shoes
November 29, 2015
PORTLAND, Oregon - A new startup company in - where else? - Portland, Oregon, has designed a way to turn the feet of a dead relative into a pair of shoes. "You may be asking yourself, 'why ...
Couple Get Stuck In Washing Machine During Kinky Sex Game
November 29, 2015
BRIARVILLE, Texas - A married couple - Jim 54, and Carol, 50, had to be rescued in their home after getting stuck inside the washer in their laundry room. "It was sex night, and we wanted to ...
Dumb Bitch Who Posts Picture Of Dog With Mouth Taped Shut Forced To Endure Same Punishment
November 29, 2015
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - Katie Brown, a stupid bitch who posted a picture of her dog with his mouth duct taped shut, along with the caption "This is what happens when you don't shut up!!!" was arrested ...
Planned Parenthood Facilities To Allow Staff To Carry Concealed Weapons After Latest Attack
November 29, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the latest attack on a Planned Parenthood facility, the group's spokesman has announced that they plan to allow employees and contractors to carry concealed weapons while they are working. "Too many people are ...
30-Year-Old Man With Perpetual Baby Face Is Father To Newborn Son With Creepy, Adult Man Face
November 28, 2015
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts - Frankie Clemons, 30, has a rare condition that makes his face appear to be an infant's. It's something that he has learned to deal with over the course of his life, answering many ...
Snake Massages Become Weird New Trend Among Hollywood Celebrities
November 28, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Hollywood has always been one of the trendiest places in the world. A place where celebrities of all stature can grab onto any little thing that they enjoy and make it into ...
Woman Arrested After Burning Down Her Own House In Attempt To Meet ‘Sexy Firemen’
November 28, 2015
BOISE, Idaho - A Boise woman, Doris Murphy, 48, was arrested late Friday evening for arson after she allegedly burned down her own home in an attempt to meet 'sexy firemen.' "I just wanted to get me ...