16-Year-Old Teen Diagnosed With Bubonic Plague
November 14, 2015
PORTLAND, Oregon - A 16-year-old girl has reportedly been diagnosed with a case of the Bubonic Plague, otherwise known as the Black Death. The Plague, which wiped out an estimated 50 million people in the 14th ...
Starbucks Gives In To Criticism, Releases Jesus Christ Cups
November 14, 2015
SEATTLE, Washington - Starbucks has curiously been under a slew of controversy in recent weeks after releasing holiday-themed cups with no actual theme; the company simply opted to do a solid red cup through the holiday ...
Man Loses Arm After Smartwatch Explodes
November 14, 2015
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - An unidentified 32-year-old man was rushed to the emergency room in Louisville yesterday after his Apple smart watch exploded, removing most of his arm in the blast. "This is the first time I've ever ...
UFC Champion Ronda Rousey Admits To Being Born A Man
November 09, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - UFC Women's Champion Ronda Rousey has reportedly admitted that she was born a man, having undergone gender reassignment surgery when she was 15. "I was born a man genetically, but I was definitely ...
Internet Sensation ‘Grumpy Cat’ Dies After Losing Bout With Feline Depression
November 09, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Tardar Sauce, best known as the internet's "Grumpy Cat," has reportedly died after committing cat suicide, say sources from within the cat's entourage. Tardar, the most loved pessimist in the world, had ...
Woman Who Was Born With Giant Legs For Body Becomes Nude Model
November 09, 2015
MENDOZA, Argentina - Misty Lendzo, 27, was born with a rare body disorder that left her with a normal-sized head and arms, but her body is entirely a set of legs with extraordinarily large feet. "I used ...
Teen Violently Disfigured After Glass Bong Explodes, Rips Off Face
November 09, 2015
DENVER, Colorado - A 16-year-old teenage girl has reportedly been hospitalized after a bong she was smoking marijuana out of exploded, causing severe damage to her face. "My daughter was told not to smoke the weed, but ...
Several Major Companies Start Paying People To Be ‘Walking Billboards’
November 09, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Companies such as Oreo, Coca-Cola, Burger King, and even Marlboro cigarettes have begun offering hefty paychecks to people who are willing to use their own body as walking billboards - and people ...