Dr. Ben Carson’s Name Appears On Leaked List of KKK Members
November 04, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a curious reveal of private information, Dr. Ben Carson, a member of the Republican party who is currently running for president, was listed in the database of names released by Anonymous that ...
Japanese Trend of Having Eyes Dyed Comes To United States
November 01, 2015
TOKYO, Japan - For the last several years, Japanese teens have been spending plenty of money on a massive trend mostly favored by the dance club scene, wherein surgeons will permanently dye and change the color ...
Justin Bieber Says He’s Retiring From Music, Wants To Focus On Writing Novel
November 01, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - After storming off stage after only one song during his last concert, Justin Bieber has announced that he is retiring from music and performing to work on a novel he has been ...
Blind Klan Member Kills Himself After Sleeping With African-American Prostitute
November 01, 2015
HARLAN COUNTY, Kentucky - Marshall Rogers, a longtime racist and self-proclaimed bigot, reportedly hung himself after discovering that he had slept with an African-American prostitute. Rogers, who was legally blind, has paid for the services of Amber ...
Presidential Candidate Dr. Ben Carson Arrested For Conspiracy In Popeye’s Chicken Robbery
November 01, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dr. Ben Carson, the Republican candidate for president, has reportedly been arrested for a crime he allegedly committed several years ago. According to an interview Dr. Carson gave on national TV that has ...
Carmelo Anthony Reportedly Overdoses On Medical-Grade Marijuana
October 31, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - In 2004, Carmelo Anthony of the NBA's New York Knicks was cited for trying to board a place with a bag of marijuana. Although Anthony claimed he was just "holding it ...
Tom Cruise Says He’s Leaving Church of Scientology
October 31, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Tom Cruise, one of the most prolific A-list actors on the planet, is known almost as much for his bizarre religious beliefs as he is for his star power in action films ...
NBC Plans ‘Big Bang Theory’ Feature Film
October 31, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - NBC, the company behind the hit TV series The Big Bang Theory, has announced they have begun negotiations with the cast of the show to star in a big-budget, theatrically-released film the company has ...