Uber To Begin Offering ‘Rape Free’ Rides For Customers Who Pay Upcharge
October 20, 2015
CLEVELAND, Ohio - After the recent conviction of a former Uber driver who kidnapped and raped a young woman, the "personal taxi" service has announced that they will now be offering a guaranteed "no rape" ride, ...
Playboy Magazine Announces Caitlyn Jenner As November Centerfold
October 20, 2015
SACRAMENTO, California - It already seemed like a major joke when, last week, Playboy magazine announced that it would no longer feature nude women, and instead would focus on the articles and interviews. The company, who removed nudity ...
Indiana High School Allows Students To Go Fully Nude In Class
October 19, 2015
SHAPRIO, Indiana - A high school in Indiana is making waves this morning, after announcing that they would no longer be requiring students to wear clothes to school. The decision comes after a month-long protest from ...
American Medical Association To Recognize ‘Negrophobia’ As Legitimate Mental Illness
October 19, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The American Medical Association released today a statement announcing the addition of 'Negrophobia' to the list of official, diagnosable mental illnesses. Negrophobia, which is the fear of black people, was formerly referred to ...
Donald Trump’s Secret Sex Tape Leaks To Internet
October 19, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - During one of the most bizarre campaign races of all time, Republican hairpiece Donald Trump has suffered a possible blow to his chances of becoming the next leader of the Free World. A ...
Woman Has Husband’s Penis Stuffed By Taxidermist After Untimely Death
October 19, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - Mary Lambert, 34, has reportedly had her deceased husband's penis 'stuffed' by a professional taxidermist after he passed away last week from colon cancer. Lambert says that her husband, Mark, who died last Monday, suffered ...
Warner Bros. Studio Announces ‘Harry Potter’ Remake Slated For 2017
October 19, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Warner Bros. Studios, the company behind the mega-franchise Harry Potter films, has announced today that they are working on a remake of the series, with the first film already scheduled for release in 2017. "We ...
Boy Expelled For Playing ‘Death Of Jesus’ During School Recess, Crucifying Other Students
October 19, 2015
PLAINVIEW, Texas - A Plainview boy was expelled from school this week after he was caught 'crucifying' other students during recess. According to school officials, Jacob Smith, 9, was sent home with his parents after reports ...