IRS Moves Tax Deadline To January 14th
October 25, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - If you're one of those people who likes to wait until the last possible minute to file your taxes each year, 2016 may be the hardest year for you yet. According to an ...
Walt Disney’s Cryogenically Frozen Body To Be ‘Thawed’ Next Year on 50-Year Anniversary Of Death
October 25, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - In 1966, one of the most famous men of the modern era passed away from lung cancer. Walt Disney is universally known for his animation and film studio, which over the years has ...
Political Shocker: Bill Clinton To Tour Campaign Circuit In Support Of Donald Trump
October 25, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to sources inside the Trump campaign, former president Bill Clinton will be hitting the campaign trail next month in support of the toupee-wearing candidate. "Bill Clinton reached out to us last week, and ...
KFC Chicken Farmer Says Company Forced Him To Raise ‘Mutated Birds’
October 24, 2015
LINCOLN, Iowa - An anonymous chicken farmer in Iowa has come forward this week, claiming that KFC, the world's largest fast food chicken restaurant chain, has been paying him for years to raise "mutated chickens," including ...
New Study Finds Eating Dried Seaweed Can Cure Diabetes
October 24, 2015
TOKYO, Japan - Most of the nation is overweight or obese, and a good majority of Americans suffer from diabetes, but a new food study may help to combat the scourge of high blood sugar. According to ...
Genealogist Traces Donald Trump’s Family, Discovers Mexican Heritage
October 24, 2015
PROVO, Utah - The Association of Professional Genealogists, a private group who studies family histories and genetics, recently released their findings on the family of presidential candidate, Donald Trump. "It's ironic, really, that Trump is so anti-Mexican ...
Vivid Entertainment Offers Ben Carson $250,000 To Star In Adult Video Series
October 24, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Vivid Entertainment, the adult film company responsible for pioneering celebrity sex tapes and porn parodies, has reportedly offered current presidential candidate Ben Carson $250,000 to star in a series of pornographic films. Vivid, who ...
Vandals Destroy Beirut Monument On 32nd Anniversary of Bombing
October 24, 2015
JACKSONVILLE, North Carolina - 32 years ago, 241 servicemen were killed in Beirut, Lebanon during a bombing of their barracks. A memorial was built in Jacksonville, North Carolina to commemorate the lives lost, but apparently someone doesn't ...