Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Girl Steals Ex-Boyfriend’s Sperm In Cheating Revenge Plot
February 15, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A woman in Boston, Massachusetts says that she stole her boyfriend's sperm after the couple had been having issues and she discovered he was cheating on her. She kept it, but not to get herself pregnant, ...
Dozens Of People Hospitalized With ‘Brain Worms’ After Eating Common Food Item
February 14, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - Three days ago the University of Miami Hospital received a patient with unusual symptoms. After conducting a series of medical examinations, doctors diagnosed the man with a unique form of 'brain worms,' similar ...
U.S. Flooding Vodka Into Russia to Slow Military Aggressions
February 14, 2015
MOSCOW, Russia - In the global arms war, it is often about who can advance in technology and tactics the fastest. Despite that fact, the United States government has seemingly decided to take a different approach ...
Academy To Give Leonardo DiCaprio ‘Retroactive’ Oscars For Past Performances
February 14, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - After two decades of stellar work in the acting field, Leonardo DiCaprio may finally be receiving the award he deserves. The Academy has hinted at the actor being given retroactive awards for his ...
D’Angelo Fans Upset Performer is Not Shirtless During Live Shows, Threaten Lawsuit
February 14, 2015
CINCINNATI, Ohio - In the midst of his world tour to promote his newest album, Black Messiah, performer D'Angelo has faced a surprising backlash from some fans. During his tour, the singer/songwriter has worn mesh tops, ...
Kanye West Arrested After Breaking Into Beck’s House; Attempted To Steal His Grammy
February 14, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California- Cops arrested Kanye West late Friday night after he was caught breaking and entering into musician Beck's California home. Police were called to the scene after a security system went off in the home, ...
Doctors Prescribing Morphine Instead of Sugar Pills to Make Placebos More Convincing
February 14, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bid to make placebos more convincing, doctors are reportedly now prescribing morphine as a cure-all from phantom headaches to imagined cancer symptoms. The move comes as a result of the increased ...
NY Mets Ready to Forfeit Season; Spare Fans Heartache Of Multiple Losses
February 14, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - Baseball owners of the New York Mets have called a meeting for Tuesday, February 17. Rumor has it that the owners will be making the unprecedented move of forfeiting the season. ...