HBO Picks Up ‘Full House’ Reboot; Plans to Make Show Raunchy and Adult
February 11, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Those who grew up in the 80s and 90s are in for a trip down nostalgia lane. HBO has picked up a reboot of the classic TV series Full House, saying the new imagining ...
Google Programmers Admit They ‘Don’t Know Celebrities’, Can’t Tell Difference Between Marilyn Manson, Shia ‘Labuff’
February 10, 2015
MOUNTAIN VIEW, California - After sharp-eyed Google users began posting thousands of comments onto the company's social media pages about a curious result to the search query "How Old Is Marilyn Manson," Google finally admitted to the fact that ...
Teenage Girl Dies After Holding In Farts During School Dance
February 10, 2015
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida - Parents and students at St. Petersburg high school are in shock and tears today after the news of the death of 16-year-old Katy Campbell. Campbell, a junior at St. Petersburg, died while ...
CIA Picking Up Terrorist Chatter, Warns Of Valentine’s Day Attacks On American Soil
February 10, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - CIA Director John Brennan warned today of that the CIA and Homeland Security have been picking up increasing terrorist chatter over the past several months. Director Brennan spoke of possible suicide bomber ...
Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In Playboy Magazine
February 10, 2015
BEVERLY HILLS, California - March's issue of Playboy will feature a celebrity like none before. Susan Boyle, the former Britain's Got Talent megastar, will appear au natural as Playboy's monthly centerfold. At 54, Boyle will be ...
Edward Norton Overdoses On Heroin While Researching A Film Role
February 10, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Famous Hollywood actor Edward Norton was hospitalized this morning after reportedly overdosing on heroin. Norton claims he is researching a role in an upcoming film in which he plays an heroin addict. "When I ...
Russia Drops Nuclear Bomb On Ukraine, Warns U.S. May Be Next
February 09, 2015
DONETSK, Ukraine - Government officials in the Ukraine are confirming reports this morning that the Russian military has dropped a nuclear bomb just outside the city of Donetsk. The explosion, which was caught on film by ...
Uber Driver Charges A Passenger $14,000 For A Two Block Ride
February 09, 2015
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - A women is attempting to sue the driving services company Uber after she claims she was charged way too much for a short drive. Melissa Green, age 26, is furious with the company, ...