Apple to Release Screenless Macbook That Projects Visuals Directly Into User’s Brain
February 08, 2015
SILICON VALLEY, California - Since CEO Tim Cook took on leadership roles at the company, fans of Apple have been underwhelmed by their new releases and updates. Critics constantly point out that little has changed in ...
Stephen King To Revolutionize Book Industry; New Novel To Be Printed Directly Onto Live Horses
February 07, 2015
BANGOR, Maine - Book critics have long been awaiting Stephen King’s next move. The horror master has long been seen as an innovator of unexpected novelties in modern day fiction. In 2000 he began an online ...
17-Year-Old Wins $300k Playing Craps At Casino, Looking For Someone To Cash In His Chips
February 07, 2015
LAS VEGAS, Nevada – A young man from Kansas City, Missouri has found himself in a delightfully difficult situation after he went on a winning spree at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las ...
Beyonce Releases Surprise Album of Herself, Jay-Z Singing Lullabies to Blue Ivy
February 07, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - Fans of Beyonce were over the moon when, in December 2013, she released her surprise self-titled album. It went on to garner critical acclaim, with singles like “Drunk In Love” and “Flawless” considered ...
Man Sues Hooters After Server’s Cleavage Triggers Heart Attack
February 07, 2015
AUSTIN, Texas - Local Austin resident Jason Rittlestone was rushed to the hospital after an acute cardiac arrest at a local Hooters franchise. Now, the Texan says he is suing the franchise, citing a female employee's ...
Apple Founder Steve Jobs Found Alive, Hiding Out In Jamaica
February 07, 2015
RIO BUENO, Jamaica – A set of tourists were shocked to see a man who looked suspiciously like one of their idols on the beaches of Rio Bueno, Jamaica. Jake Nestar and Stacey Kenely, who ...
Police Finding Suitcases Filled With Body Parts All Over San Francisco
February 06, 2015
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Police in San Francisco and surrounding cities are reporting gruesome findings of dismembered body parts left in suitcases in public places. The discoveries have been ongoing since a man was arrested in ...
Netflix Announces Ability To Stream Adult Movies Beginning In April
February 06, 2015
LOS GATOS, California - The massive movie streaming company Netflix is making a bold business decision, as they have decided to stream adult, erotic entertainment along with their slew of television shows and movies. The decision was made ...