Statue Of Liberty Stolen, NYPD Blame French Terrorists
February 03, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - The Statue Of Liberty was reported stolen by security guards early this morning after they watched helplessly as a choreographed fleet of stealthily painted, unmarked apache helicopters lifted Miss Liberty from ...
Senate Approves Prostitution Freedom Bill, President Obama Expected To Sign Off
February 03, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Senate passed a bill today to force approval of federally legalized prostitution in the United States, which President Obama is expected to pass in his second official clash with the new Republican-majority ...
Priest Filmed Taking Part In Sexual Activities In Confession Booth Given Two Week Suspension
February 03, 2015
ALBANY, New York - A catholic priest, Father Paul Michael Harrison, has been suspended for two weeks after being filmed taking part in sexual activities in a confessional at the Holy Cathedral Heart of Mary Catholic ...
Eight-Year-Old Sentenced to Prison for Petty Theft
February 03, 2015
SPRINGFIELD, Missouri – How much is a Twix bar and a can of Dr. Pepper worth, exactly? Most rational-minded people would say maybe three bucks, but Judge Rudy Simms of the Springfield Juvenile Court values ...
Child Hospitalized for Malnutrition, Doctors Blame School Lunches
February 03, 2015
TULSA, Oklahoma - A young girl was hospitalized last week after complaints of feeling faint, followed by her passing out in her English class. The reason, according to doctors, was malnutrition brought on by the school's ...
Facebook Plans to Impose Character Limit on Posts, Messages
February 03, 2015
MENLO PARK, California - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg spoke Tuesday at a press conference about the future of his brainchild social networking giant. Zuckerberg’s ideas came as a great shock to the audience of reporters, who ...
New Study Shows White Bread Is Fantastic Weight-Loss Food
February 03, 2015
SANTA FE, New Mexico - It has been commonly repeated that white bread is unhealthy, non-nutritious and caloric, but according to a recent study performed by food scientists at the prestigious Merda Science Center in New ...
NYC Residents Report Polar Bear Sightings Throughout City
February 02, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Yesterday, inhabitants of New York reported seeing polar bears in different public places. Scientists are trying to understand how the animals got to the city. "First I thought I got crazy, ...