Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Melissa McCarthy Says She’s ‘Spreading Her Acting Wings’ In Ghostbuster Reboot
February 04, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Melissa McCarthy says she is sick of playing the same role all the time. Now, she is ready to 'spread her wings' and take on a more challenging concept for the upcoming Ghostbusters ...
Seattle Coach Pete Carroll In ‘Depths of Depression’ Following Super Bowl Failure
February 04, 2015
SEATTLE, Washington - Pete Carroll's final play call at the end of Superbowl XLIX confused many in attendance, and viewers watching across the globe. Now, it appears that a sort of serious depression has taken control of ...
Benedict Cumberbatch Eyed To Play Next James Bond; Fans Both Outraged, Thrilled
February 04, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - A document leaked by an employee at Eon Productions - the production company responsible for producing the James Bond film series - suggests that Oscar nominee Benedict Cumberbatch will succeed Daniel Craig as ...
Celebrities, Other Groups In Uproar Over ‘Game Of War’ Ads Starring Kate Upton
February 04, 2015
ATLANTA, Georgia - The White Persons Movement, or WPM, is apparently very heated over a new commercial. Group President Peter Weinberg announced in his weekly press conference this morning that he has received a letter from ...
Netflix CEO Announces Big Changes, Plans To Become Cable TV Provider
February 04, 2015
LOS GATOS, California - Netflix co-founder and CEO Rod Houston announced today that the on-demand streaming media giant has developed a new way of offering cable services to millions of Americans, which includes HBO, Showtime, The Movie ...
White Castle To Add ‘Gas-Free’ Sliders To Menu, Removes Onions From Burgers To Protect Ozone Layer
February 04, 2015
COLUMBUS, Ohio - The Obama Administration recently issued a statement saying that White Castle, a fast food restaurant famous for their gas-festering slider hamburgers, and deal sealer onion rings, is just as harmful to the Ozone ...
Liam Neeson To Co-Star With Denzel Washington In ‘Pulp Fiction’ Remake Directed By Martin Scorsese
February 04, 2015
UNIVERSAL CITY, California - Ronald Meyer, COO of Universal Pictures, announced yesterday that silver screen tough guys Liam Neeson and Denzel Washington have both signed on for the highly anticipated remake of Pulp Fiction, to be ...
Mike Tyson Says Budweiser’s ‘Lost Puppy’ Commercial Made Him Cry, Adopted Dog Next Day
February 03, 2015
BROOKLYN, New York - Once considered the meanest, baddest, and most powerful man on the planet, former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world as a professional boxer, Mike Tyson, in recent years has not been afraid ...