Disney To Release R-Rated ‘Muppets Gone Wild’ Film Geared Strictly Toward Adults
January 31, 2015
BURBANK, California - Chairman and CEO of the world-famous Walt Disney Company Bob Iger announced earlier today that the franchise will go forward with plans to release an "Adults Only" film, portraying the famous Muppet characters, ...
Shocking DNA Results Revealed: Body Of Elderly Homeless Man Identified As Elvis Presley
January 31, 2015
SAN DIEGO, California - Earlier this month, an 80-year-old, homeless, white-bearded man was found deceased under an overpass in San Diego, California. Nobody knew the man's name, but friends referred to him as Jessie, so investigators ...
Congress Passes Nationwide Legalization of Recreational Marijuana
January 30, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Weed smokers all over the United States lit up a victory joint on Friday morning in celebration of a legislative decision to allow recreational marijuana to be used in restrictive quantities in ...
Former ‘Dexter’ Star Michael C. Hall Goes Incognito, Auditions On ‘American Idol’
January 30, 2015
SAN FRANCISCO, California - As first round American Idol auditions made their final stop in San Francisco, the judges and fans had the wool pulled over their collective heads when former star of the hit television ...
Obama Mandates Muslim Sensitivity Training Starting In Elementary School
January 30, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Schools that want to keep their federal funding will now have to teach Muslim sensitivity, according to reports from the White House. The mandate, signed by President Obama on Thursday afternoon, calls for ...
Singer Sam Smith Makes Shocking Confession: ‘I’m Really A Middle-Aged Black Man’
January 30, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - There has been an outpouring of fan support for singer-songwriter and Grammy nominee Sam Smith, after he confessed earlier this week to actually being a middle-aged black man. The admission came after ...
Joan Rivers’ Estate to Sue Negligent Doctors for ‘Outrageous Fashion Choices’ During Comedian’s Final Hours
January 30, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - The doctors who were treating comedian Joan Rivers before her sudden death in September of last year, have faced another major blow. Melissa, the daughter of the 81-year-old Hollywood star, has filed another ...
Man Who had Birthday During Facebook Outage Wins Thousands of ‘Likes’ in Lawsuit
January 30, 2015
MENLO PARK, California - Tuesday’s Facebook outage was tough for its hundreds of millions of users around the globe, but for Detroit resident Peter Ferguson, it took more of a toll - at least according to ...