Katy Perry Plans ‘Intentional’ Wardrobe Malfunction at Super Bowl Halftime Show
January 26, 2015
PHOENIX, Arizona - During a break from her rehearsal for the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show, the Pepsi-pitching pop princess Katy Perry met with members of the media. Perry answered a variety of questions, involving her set ...
Scientists Warn Blizzard Set To Hit Northeast Contains Radioactive Snow
January 26, 2015
ISLIP, New York - As if 20 inches of snow wasn’t enough to worry about, scientist at the Brookhaven National Lab warn that this deadly amount of snow will also be highly radioactive. Fallout from the Fukushima ...
Colorado Rockies To Begin Selling Pot Brownies At Stadium During Upcoming Season
January 25, 2015
DENVER, Colorado - With marijuana legalization in effect in Colorado, and weed laws becoming lax in several other states throughout the country, major sports organizations say they are looking for ways to cash in on pot smokers who ...
Pacquiao, Mayweather Take Jabs At Each Other Via Social Media
January 25, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - Two of the highest paid athletes in the world are all set to meet glove-to-glove in the ring. There have been rumors of this fight happening for several months, and after all the ...
Gym Teacher Arrested for Assault After Knocking Out a Student in Dodgeball
January 25, 2015
TAYLOR, Pennsylvania - A Pennsylvania gym teacher is in custody today, after witnesses claim he assaulted one of his students during his class. Mike O'Mally, 38, has been teaching at the school for over 10 years and ...
Man Beheads Neighbor For Leaving His Dog Out In The Cold
January 25, 2015
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - Donald White, 38, drove to a Louisville Metro Police Department substation, walked in, and told officers that he had just beheaded his next door neighbor, Alexander Baker, 49, because he had been leaving ...
Major Grocery Store Chains Recalling All Milk; Dairy Companies Charged With Using Milk From Rodents
January 25, 2015
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - Get ready for a drastic shortage in milk through the country. It was announced today by the Calcium Benefits Coalition that most milk will be pulled from grocery stores all over America, after recent ...
‘Super Rats’ Terrorize New York City
January 25, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - A new breed of 'Super rats,' immune to poisons and larger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal rats, have reportedly invaded the upper East Side on New York. Super rats are ...