Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
NASA’s Hubble Telescope Discovers Signs of Life In Extremely Distant Galaxy
January 21, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C - Officials at NASA headquarters in Washington, D.C, have confirmed that the powerful Hubble telescope has found what experts believe to be conclusive evidence of life within a distant galaxy which was discovered last ...
North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un Killed In Snowmobiling Accident
January 20, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - The Associated Press in New York City, New York is receiving reports from the office of North Korean second-in-command Hwan Cho that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has been killed during ...
Luke Bryan Cancels ‘Kick Up The Dust’ Tour Over A Pair Of Jeans
January 20, 2015
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - According to his record label, country superstar Luke Bryan has cancelled several recently announced dates on his upcoming 'Kick Up The Dust' tour. Manager John Deere say that Bryan is 'too distraught' to perform because he ...
Filmmaker Michael Moore Goes Into Hiding After Making Negative Comments About ‘American Sniper’
January 20, 2015
FLINT, Michigan - Controversial leftist filmmaker Michael Moore has reportedly gone into hiding, after he made derogatory comments about the new film American Sniper, and about military snipers in general. Moore tweeted from his verified account, “My uncle killed ...
NASCAR Driver Kurt Busch’s Ex-Girlfriend Admits He Was Right, Says ‘I Am A Trained Assassin’
January 20, 2015
DOVER, Delaware - In a deposition last week, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch stated that he believed his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, was a trained assassin. "Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the ...
14-Year-Old Becomes World’s Youngest Gynecologist
January 20, 2015
OAK TREE, Arkansas - While most boys his age are playing video games, baseball, and dreaming of girls, Scott Simmons has women making appointments just to see him. At 14-years-old, boy-genius Simmons is the world’s youngest ...
Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady Quits Team After Argument With Coach Belichick
January 20, 2015
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - After an argument with New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, quarterback Tom Brady walked out of a team meeting earlier today, packed up his personal belongings, and has shockingly quit the team. Brady, ...
Dallas Police Department To Stop Using Guns, Will Use Alternative Methods To Subdue Criminals
January 19, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, the Dallas Police Department has announced an unprecedented, creative, and groundbreaking strategic plan to curb the reputation of police abuse by taking firearms away from more than ten-thousand police officers. Nationally ...