Golf Ball Hit From Moon During Apollo 14 Mission Found By Rover On Mars
January 25, 2015
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - NASA today confirmed images relayed to Earth by the Mars Rover are, indeed, a Titleist golf ball. Scientists were happy to report that the mystery of the golf ball has been solved, ...
Obama Resolves To Move White House to Chicago
January 24, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - To the shock of all Americans and with reverberations around the world, President Obama announced that he will move the White House to Chicago by year’s end. Obama mentioned the move was spurred ...
Experts Say Smartphones Causing Dramatic Increase In Permanent Blindness Among Americans
January 24, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Dr. Henry Lee Sen-Su, a researcher and doctor in the field of ophthalmology, is one of the leading experts on blindness in the world. Sen-Su and says that people are killing ...
Man Who Had World’s First Horse Penis Transplant Signs Deal To Star In Series Of Adult Films
January 24, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Nicolas Waterbury, the recipient of the world's first ever horse-to-human penis transplant in July of 2014, made news again earlier this week when he signed a deal with Elite Adult Entertainment, an ...
Tom Brady Admits To Deflating Balls During AFC Championship Game
January 23, 2015
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Star quarterback for the New England Patriots, Tom Brady, who along with his team is under investigation from the NFL for possibly using under-inflated balls during their AFC Championship win over the Indianapolis Colts, admitted ...
Miley Cyrus Hospitalized After Violent Overdose
January 23, 2015
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Superstar singer Miley Cyrus, on a break between tour dates, has been hospitalized after an apparent overdose on what is believed to be a near fatal combination of sugar and caffeine, publicist Michelle Plasko ...
Actor Danny Trejo Catches Robbery Suspect, Elderly Woman Says ‘He Is My Hero’
January 23, 2015
OAKLAND, California - 70-year-old actor Danny Trejo is being called a hero today, after reportedly catching a man who had robbed an 86-year-old woman of her life savings. Trejo is a very well-known method actor, mostly known ...
Risk Of Exploding Gas Tanks In Vehicles Prompts Biggest Product Safety Recall In History
January 23, 2015
TOKYO, Japan - The World Automobile And Motor Corporation is requesting that all users of social media share and relay its message regarding a massive recall on all cars that run on unleaded gasoline. The announcement is ...