McDonald’s To Remove Fries From Menu, Plans To Replace Them With Apple Slices
January 27, 2015
OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's President and CEO, Don Thompson, announced earlier today that the fast food giant will be retiring their world-famous French fries from the menu, and replacing them with apple slices. Thompson, in a statement released ...
Pre-School Child Arrested For Attempted Murder After Sharing His Peanut Butter Sandwich With A Classmate
January 27, 2015
MESA, Arizona - An 8-year-old boy will be facing life behind bars if found guilty of an attempted murder charge. The boy, Bryan Mills, was arrested at his elementary school early Monday afternoon, during a designated snack time. ...
Inmate In Critical Condition After Being Stabbed By Charles Manson
January 27, 2015
CORCORAN, California - A man's life hangs in the balance after he reportedly tried to steal a box of ramen noodles from the infamous Charles Manson at the California State Prison in Corcoran, California. Warden Connie Gipson ...
Kevin Durant Accused of Being Illuminati By Teammates
January 26, 2015
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma - After a grueling loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers earlier in the week, the topic of conversation in the locker room of the Oklahoma City Thunder should be on the game. Instead, the only thing ...
Canadian Football League Announces Field Color, Length Changes
January 26, 2015
MONTREAL, Canada - Football fans watching the Canadian Football League games starting in the 2016 season will see a few changes related to the field of play. CFL officials are citing these changes as “improvements to the ...
Former Patriots, Broncos Cornerback Marquice Cole Overdoses On Marijuana
January 26, 2015
DENVER, Colorado - Controversy arose today in Denver, Colorado, as free agent NFL Cornerback Marquice Cole, formerly of the Denver Broncos, became yet another documented case of overdose on the drug marijuana. Marijuana, commonly known by the ...
Toddler Hospitalized With 2nd Degree Burns From Radiant Heat Flooring
January 26, 2015
RIVERSIDE, Connecticut - 2-year-old Todd Calais has been admitted to Washington Valley Medical Center due to burns found on his legs and arms apparently caused by radiant heat flooring. The popular, and fairly inexpensive, home-heating system is commonly ...
Will Ferrell, Tina Fey To Star In Sequel To ‘The Notebook’
January 26, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - After years of anticipation, fans of Nicolas Sparks will be excited to hear the Notebook 2 novel will be released on Valentine's Day of this year. Coming as no surprise to anyone, the no-doubt ...