Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’
Canadian Prime Minister Threatens Attack On U.S.
January 22, 2015
MONTREAL, Quebec, Canada - With the United States facing random threats from countries all over the world, it appears we may have overlooked our close neighbor. Officials in Canada's war room have announced they will attack the ...
Idaho Man Wins $23 Million Lottery, Tells Wife He Is Leaving Her On Live Television
January 22, 2015
ARCO, Idaho - Have you ever witnessed something while watching live television that makes you ask yourself, "Did that really happen?". Well, viewers of the KTVB Mid-Morning news experienced a truly bizarre, awkward case of the ...
New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski To Release Own Line of Erotic Novels, Vodka
January 22, 2015
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - With Rob Gronkowski having his own brand of literary erotica hitting the shelves in 2015, Gronkowski's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, has been talking with many companies to see what else his client might be best ...
President Obama Records 10,000th Handshake
January 22, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It was an exuberant day in the Obama regime as President Obama fulfilled one of his long-standing campaign promises of shaking at least 10,000 hands during his presidency. The excited President stated, “When I ...
Punk Musician Praised As Hero After Beating Man With His Ukulele
January 21, 2015
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - A punk musician in southern New England is being called a hero this morning, after he reportedly saved a young girl from a violent attack outside a concert venue in Providence, Rhode ...
Chicago Man’s Suicide Prompted By Emotional Animal Cruelty Prevention Commercials
January 21, 2015
CHICAGO, Illinois - Marcus Knowles, 37, a resident of East Garfield Park on the East side of Chicago, reportedly took his own life yesterday, and according to the Chicago Police Department, Knowles left a note stating that ...
Hillary Clinton Insisting Staff Refer To Her As ‘Mrs. President’
January 21, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Christie. Mike Huckabee. Maybe even Mitt Romney. Apparently Hillary Clinton isn't fazed by any potential Republican candidates of impeding her ascension to the presidency. Reportedly, Clinton has called a meeting with her ...
Marijuana Infused Desserts To Be Made Legal For Sale Nationwide
January 21, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Peter Carlton, Chief of political negotiations for the National Board of Marijuana Legalities, announced this morning that marijuana-infused brownies and other pastries will be declared legal, once President Obama signs the bill into ...