Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
BREAKING: President Trump Secretly Bought Hundreds of Satire and Fake News Websites, Paid Owners MILLIONS To Help Him Get Elected
June 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In some shocking news released this morning, it has been revealed that President Trump secretly bought out over 300 different fake news websites, including The News Examiner, National Report, and The Onion in hopes of controlling writers ...
Ted Cruz Arrested In Massive Sex Ring Scandal – He’s Secretly Been PIMPING!
June 29, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ted Cruz was arrested Thursday morning at his home in Washington after what police are calling a "massive" investigation that has spanned nearly a year. According to reports, the FBI and local law enforcement ...
Facebook Announces Purchase of Trader Joe’s
June 28, 2017
COSTA MESA, California - Not to be outdone by Amazon, who recently purchase Whole Foods, Facebook announced today their purchase of Trader Joe's, the "hippie lite" version of Whole Foods. "Amazon may have Whole Foods, but we'll ...
Snapchat Is Secretly Storing Every Picture That’s Taken – And Then Selling Them On The Black Market!
June 28, 2017
VENICE, California - A hacker who goes by the name of Mr. Kitty has reportedly stumbled across code in the Snapchat app that proves that the company is storing every single picture that is taken on ...
Trump Reportedly Changed Every Toilet In The White House Because He Didn’t Want To Use The Same Ones As Obama
June 28, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An anonymous staffer from within the White House has confirmed that President Trump has had every toilet in the building replaced since moving in, in an effort to not have to "shit in ...
Police Officer Who Killed Philando Castile Shot By Even Whiter Cop During Routine Traffic Stop
June 27, 2017
HUNTSVILLE, Alabama - Jeronimo Yanez, the police officer who was found not guilty of murder in the shooting death of an African-American motorist, Philando Castille, was shot this morning in a eerily similar manner. According to police in Huntsville, Alabama, ...
Trump Awards Most Prestigious Education Award, The President’s Academic Medal, To Son Barron
June 27, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an act of unprecedented nepotism, President Trump gave his son Barron the most prestigious award available to a child enrolled in public school, The President's Academic Medal. The award, which is given out ...
Beyoncé and Jay-Z Announce Birth of Sextuplets
June 27, 2017
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Singer Beyoncé and her husband, entertainment mogul Jay-Z, officially announced the birth of their children yesterday, surprising the world by releasing a photo of sextuplets. "We are extremely happy to welcome to the ...