Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Homophobic Man ‘Comes Out’ As Gay – Friends Say ‘It’s About Damn Time’
May 31, 2017
SAN FRANCISCO, California - Johnathan "Johnny" Smith, 28, has lived in San Francisco his whole life, and always said how much he hated it. "It's because of the fags," Smith said. "I always hated them with their ...
Rock Concert In Maine Now Holds World Record For ‘Most Overdoses At a Public Event’
May 31, 2017
BANGOR, Maine - A rock concert held last week in Maine now holds the Guinness World Record for the most overdoses on drugs at any public event. According to the Guinness Records department, a reported 387 people ...
DISTURBING Trend On The Rise Among ‘Goth’ Teens – Snorting Blood!
May 31, 2017
NEW BRIGHTON, Pennsylvania - A new disturbing trend is on the rise throughout the United States, specifically among "gothic" teens - snorting the blood of friends in an effort to "become one" with them. "It's a new ...
New ‘Super Poison Ivy’ Is Spreading Across The United States – Why You DON’T Want To Touch This Plant!
May 31, 2017
BOISE, Idaho - A new strain of poison ivy has been spotted in 11 states throughout the country, and botanists and scientists are completely baffled as to where it came from. According to hospital reports, 86 cases ...
Babysitter Facing 65 Years in Prison For Inserting Toddler Into Her Vagina
May 28, 2017
CINCINATTI, Ohio - A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her vaginal cavity. Latifah Brown reportedly called 911 and told the operator that ...
Man Hospitalized After Getting Fidget Spinner Lodged in His Rectum For 37th Time
May 28, 2017
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A 28-year-old Boston man, who doctors call Mr. Fidgets, was hospitalized today for emergency surgery after the emergency room attending physician discovered a fidget spinner lodged in Mr. Fidget's rectum - the 37th time ...
Hackers Plan To Leak SEX TAPE of Donald Trump With His Daughter Ivanka – The President Is FURIOUS!
May 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has ordered the FBI and CIA to track down a group of "anonymous" hackers who are claiming that they have sex tapes featuring President Donald Trump and his daughter, Ivanka. As seen ...
Mom on Welfare Sues School After Being Told Her Daughter Can Only Get ONE Free Lunch a Day
May 26, 2017
BANGOR, Maine - Mary Lambert is suing her daughter's school, Bangor High School in Bangor, Maine, after a cafeteria woman made her cry by explaining she could only have "one free lunch" a day. Amanda Lambert, 16, ...