Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Registered Sex Offender ‘Very Upset’ Children Stopped Playing ‘Pokemon Go’ Mobile Game
April 18, 2017
PHOENIX, Arizona - Mark Henry, a registered sex offender who has been convicted more than a dozen times for crimes against teens and children, says he is "very upset" that no one plays Pokemon Go anymore. "I ...
United Airlines To Give Free Flights To Anyone Upset By Their ‘Violent’ Removal of Doctor From Plane
April 18, 2017
ATLANTA, Georgia - United Airlines has agreed to give unlimited free flights to anyone who says they were upset by their treatment of the doctor who was violently thrown around by police after refusing to de-board ...
Cadbury Accused of ‘Crapping All Over’ Easter
April 16, 2017
LONDON, England - Easter marks the beginning of spring where chickens lay eggs and millions consume Cadbury eggs. The company-sponsored eater egg hunt is one of the biggest int he world, and many religious groups gathered ...
President Trump To Move White House to Las Vegas
March 30, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump has made plans to officially move the White House from Washington, D.C. to Las Vegas, where he owns property and says that the taxes are "much more manageable." "Moving the White House ...
Country Star Loretta Lynn Says She’s Sick of Getting Hate Mail For Loretta Lynch
March 30, 2017
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Country legend Loretta Lynch, best known for her his song The Coal Miner's Daughter, says she is "sick to death" of getting hate mail, emails, and tweets aimed at former Attorney General Loretta ...
VP Mike Pence Accidentally Electrocutes Himself, Claims He’s Now Gay
March 30, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Mike Pence reportedly electrocuted himself accidentally after touching a light switch after getting out of the shower, while still wet. Ironically, the VP now claims that he is homosexual, and has ...
Police Discover Meth Lab In Back Room of Alabama Walmart
March 30, 2017
DECATUR, Alabama - Police were recently tipped off to a reported meth lab that was being run by Walmart employees in what they are calling one of the biggest busts in decades. Police Chief Robert Garner said ...
Hackers Plan To Release Donald Trump Sex Tape – But It’s Not Melania In The Video With Him!
March 30, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a slew of celebrity devices were hacked, a group of anonymous individuals have begun leaking nude images and sex tapes recorded by the celebrity victims. The latest seems to be President Donald ...