Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Ex-President Obama Arrested After Routine Traffic Stop Turns Up Trunk Full of Cocaine
February 22, 2017
HONOLULU, Hawaii - Former President Barack Obama was reportedly arrested in Hawaii late last evening after a routine traffic stop turned into chaos, as Obama was heard swearing, yelling, and seen attempting to hit a police ...
Trump Signs Order To Include Extra $1k In Tax Refunds For ‘Deserving Americans’
February 22, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump signed his latest order on Wednesday morning, which will allow for an extra $1000 to be sent out with the tax refunds of 'deserving Americans.' According to Trump, the money will ...
After Several States Legalize Marijuana During Elections, Walmart Announces Plans To Sell Pot Seeds, Seedlings
February 19, 2017
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Although many people consider Walmart to be the epitome of an "evil corporation," no one can say that they're not completely in touch with what people want. The company announced today that in ...
Oil In Dakota Access Pipeline Found To Be Carrying Smallpox Disease
February 19, 2017
NORTH DAKOTA - Despite Obama trying to shut down work on the Dakota Access Pipeline as a last resort before Donald Trump was sworn in, there is still massive unrest in the area, with protests lighting ...
Twitter CEO Says They Are Cancelling Trump’s Account ‘For The Good of the Country’
February 16, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced this morning that the company would be officially cancelling Donald Trump’s account by the end of the week. Although a full termination of an account of a celebrity ...
Trump Reportedly Spends $65 Million of Taxpayer Money To Buy Melania a Valentine’s Day Present
February 14, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Donald Trump may consider himself one of the wealthiest people in the world, even if he can't prove it by revealing his tax returns, but his very deep pockets didn't come into play ...
Rapist Files Lawsuit Against His Victim, Claims Emotional Damage Because She ‘Wasn’t Into Him’
February 08, 2017
MIAMI, Florida - A man who is being accused of raping a 29-year-old woman has filed a civil lawsuit in the Miami-Dade court system, claiming the the girl was "not into it," and thereby caused his extreme emotional ...
BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Making Murder Legal…With Just One Catch
February 07, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump signed his latest executive order this morning, making murder legal in all 50 states, but there's one catch - it's only legal if the murderer is a white, male and ...